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Alan Partridge retweeted
“Your hand is about 30 mil from my gland. And if I was dressed on the other side, it would be in contact… Your little finger just touched it!”
Alan Partridge retweeted
“That was a negative and right now I need two positives. You know, one to cancel out the negative and another one just so I can have a positive.”
Alan Partridge retweeted
RS: Just say ‘no I don't pay, tax is rubbish'.
AM: Rishi, you are not the Chancellor of the Exch… oh wait…
Alan Partridge retweeted
“Nice array of pasties you’ve got today. I don’t want one, I’m just making small talk… Fancy a pint later on? No? Neither do I. Thank you.”
Alan Partridge retweeted
“I like your red dress. I saw a lady wearing one just like that outside a train station. She was enjoying a cigarette. Her dress matched her lipstick. I think she was waiting for someone.”
























