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Justin Dilks

@Farchanter

I shall attend to it as well as I know how, which, G-d knows, will not be very well. He/him

 Valley Forge, Pennsylvania
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Joined June 2009
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Bot Projects: @alincoln_tweets : what if Abraham Lincoln had a Twitter? @VotesPopuli : a game where you vote on Senate bills near realtime
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when i was 3 or 4 i got separated from my family at an amusement park and a man found me and helped reunite me with them. however, he was an elvis impersonator and did not break character the entire time and i’ve been terrified of elvis ever since
Diana 🍎 (@nermalicious2) profile pictureDiana 🍎@nermalicious2Nov 3
Does anyone else have trauma that's objectively kind of funny
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jörg shidmann@tranz_schubertNov 3
scrolling is good because if i allow a thought to form it will turn evil and attack me
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I read the suggestion once that The Next Generation is best understood as Data's story, and ever since it's really recolored the way I watch the series. His little <30 second moment in this scene is one of the best in the entire show.
Gabriel (@jadexskywalker) profile pictureGabriel@jadexskywalkerOct 20
'Deja Q' is a season 3 highlight of TNG of mine, Q is one of my favourite characters, and this episode is hilarious. #StarTrek #TheNextGeneration #StarTrekTheNextGeneration #StarTrekTNG #Picard #Riker #Q #Worf #Geordi #DeannaTroi (#TNG 3x13)
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It's time, @jon_bois
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EA Sports is working on a new open-world football game, seemingly separate from Madden and College Football. bit.ly/3VYyOrc
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Allen Ivermectin
@FanSince09Oct 20
“Where is Jalen? Is he safe? Is he alright?”
DiscussingFilm (@DiscussingFilm) profile pictureDiscussingFilm
@DiscussingFilmOct 20
Darth Vader will interview one NFL player participating in each Monday Night Football game on SportsCenter+ Starting on October 26. (Source: espnpressroom.com/press-rele…)
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Ed Zitron
@edzitronOct 13
I love that all of this shit with the emperor and Darth Vader and the Death Star happened across the galaxy and Sebulba is getting ripshit drunk complaining about being beaten by a nine year old at pod racing
jacob (@jtimsuggs) profile picturejacob@jtimsuggsOct 12
One of my favorite details in Galactic Racer is this bit where Sebulba claims that the other human that beat him in a podrace "disappeared and made nothing of his life." Sebulba's entire life was focused on racing, so it absolutely makes sense that he never cared enough that the 9 Year Old that beat him on Tatooine eventually became one of the most infamous people in the galaxy.
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Latest in space
@latestinspaceOct 8
Margaret Hamilton, who led the team that wrote the code that put humans on the moon, has died at 90 🕊️
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Brian Kimmel@IAmTheKimmelOct 3
My dad used to completely lose interest in a movie if something stupidly unbelievable happened in it. But understand, this meant that if he was watching a werewolf movie and a character went to the post office on Sunday when they’re closed, he’s stop watching.
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Putting in my earbuds for the Phillies game like I'm getting dressed for a funeral.
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You’re listening to Sisyphus FM, the home of non-stop rock.
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Honestly Pablo Torre becoming the Woodward and Bernstein of our age would slot right into this timeline
Pablo Torre Finds Out (@pablofindsout) profile picturePablo Torre Finds Out
@pablofindsoutSep 3
New investigation. Tomorrow. youtube.com/@pablotorrefinds…
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Navarrette makes this movie. It might be the single greatest horror acting performance I have ever seen.
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Will the Oscars be "obsessed" with Inde Navarrette's performance in the indie horror hit? That's what Focus Features is hoping for as the company campaigns for her to be in best actress category while also trying to get recognition for Obsession in other categories. bit.ly/4gMDjf0
Obsession Awards Campaign Pushing For Inde Navarette As Best Actress

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We probably won’t ever see anything like this for the rest of our lives
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me: [after successfully using my time machine to bring a founding father to the present] so do you think the 2nd ammendment is still reflective of our culture and technology benjamin franklin: can we go get more mcchickens me: no stop asking me that
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Matthew@NEEMOAHTOADAug 8
Also George re-using this exact same shot from Babe 2 in that movie will never not kill me
Matthew (@NEEMOAHTOAD) profile pictureMatthew@NEEMOAHTOADAug 8
Rewatched Furiosa, the entire Stowaway sequence still for my money the best action set piece of the decade so far
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PBF Comics@PBFcomicsAug 4
The Biclops
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eamon@eamondotcomJul 25
didn’t pack properly for a weekend at my parents so I’m wearing one of the dozens of custom t shirts my dad had made after I tried a new catchphrase when I was 9 and he thought I’d get on Ellen
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The Zodiac GM
@TheZodiacGMJul 24
Synergy Grade: A+ With LeBron James (Capricorn) now in the fold, the 76ers just became a legitimate problem in the East. Connects well with Maxey, Embiid, Brown. Wildcard: Coach Nurse, Edgecombe
Shams Charania (@ShamsCharania) profile pictureShams Charania
@ShamsCharaniaJul 24
BREAKING: LeBron James is signing with the Philadelphia 76ers on a two-year, $8 million deal with a player option, Klutch Sports Group and Klutch CEO and Game Over show host Rich Paul tells ESPN.
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This is a very well-done piece about a truly absurd story
Alex Coffey (@byalexcoffey) profile pictureAlex Coffey@byalexcoffeyJul 3
In 1976, the Phillies hired two brothers to deliver a baseball from Boston to the Vet for Opening Day — dressed as Paul Revere. The trip took two weeks (318 miles). It rained every day. "We got paid $2,500 apiece. For a broke kid, it's a lot of money.” inquirer.com/phillies/1976-v…
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The New York Post treats Zohran Mamdani like how J. Jonah Jameson treats Spider-Man lmao
New York Post (@nypost) profile pictureNew York Post
@nypostJun 27
Zohran Mamdani jumps into NYC pool to kick off summer tradition - while violating dress code rules trib.al/IAWnZtX
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