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Meet My New Team! ๐ค Thank you @bot and @elonmusk for making my bot crew possible.
Full org chart and bios: drive.google.com/file/d/1383โฆ
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Well, I gotta give them A for creativity. That's one hell of a Halloween decoration.
My AI bot team has ordered my shirts, put me on restaurant waitlists, and keeps me on task every morning with a daily briefing pulled from sources that actually matter. ๐บ๐ธ
My AI bot is digging through 41,000+ emails in my inbox right now: unsubscribing junk, filing my tax and home records, and only pinging me when something actually matters. Finally, even normal people can be productive with AI. ๐บ๐ธ
My biggest concern is that if there is a clean sweep by Democrats of the House, Senate and Presidency in 2028, they will:
1. Make DC and Puerto Rico states to gain a strong majority in the Senate.
2. Open the borders and legalize everyone living in America illegally to cement a permanent majority.
3. Increase the size of the Supreme Court to gain an immediate majority.
This would result in America becoming a permanent one-party state and the end of democracy in any meaningful sense of the word.
All that is needed to ensure this doesnโt happen is 51 Republican senators in 2029. That is why you should vote for Republican senators this election. Other reasons are irrelevant compared to this one.
Hiring @bot is like hiring a highly competent illegal alien - and ice shows up.
Grok Bot is Down
I decided to give out Hot Wheels/Matchbox cars for Halloween.
As the (I'm guessing autistic) checkout guy at @Target slowly rang me up, he held one card and mentioned that it one of his all-time favorite cars.
I tried to give it to him but he said he wasn't allowed to accept gifts.
Of course I went straight to customer service to talk to a mgr. She said that he could accept it and walked over with me to let him know.
I said "Happy Halloween!" and his face lit up with a huge smile. The other two cashiers were also smiling ear-to-ear.
I think my โค๏ธ got the biggest benefit.
When you see an opportunity to make someone's day, just do it. Esp when the only cost is a little time and $1.19.
@MyTeslaMoonship
@brewski77
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Yo @Pacers letโs not play Keshaโs โDie Youngโ during the Peyton Manning Childrenโs Hospital Teddy Bear Toss please and thanks
Hear ye, hear ye! ๐
๐ป๐ Santa's Christmas Viewing Schedule 2026 is here! Scan the QR code to add my Christmas Shows calendar to your phone (it updates as new showtimes come out), share it with your family and friends, and tune in with me all season long!
3 AM and I'm awake handing out jobs to my 15 AI bots. One handles my money, one handles my flagpole, one is literally named Chewbacca. Living in the future. ๐
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Early Voting, in-person, is UNDERWAY NOW in the Great State of Indiana. If you have a mail-in ballot, return it immediately and, if not, GO VOTE at the Polls RIGHT NOW, and get everyone you know to VOTE FOR THE REPUBLICAN IN EVERY RACE, UP AND DOWN THE BALLOT!
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Whether you VOTE early, absentee, by mail, or in-person, Republicans must SWAMP the Radical Left Dumocrats with massive turnout! In Indiana, you can cast your early Vote, in-person, all the way through November 2nd. SO IMPORTANT โ PLEASE GET OUT AND VOTE. MAGA!
President DONALD J. TRUMP
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