🔞 🌸 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙱𝚊𝚜𝚑𝚏𝚞𝚕 𝙱𝚕𝚘𝚘𝚖.

💛 When they’re 𝟒𝐗 your size and can just 𝐋𝐀𝐘 on you and give you no choice but to be squished under them until you give them a 𝐁𝐀𝐁𝐘…

🤍🐈 There have been reports of a “𝐒𝐓𝐑𝐀𝐘 𝐂𝐀𝐓” wobbling around the 𝐓𝐑𝐀𝐒𝐇 𝐅𝐈𝐋𝐋𝐄𝐃 𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐄𝐘𝐒 of Hyrule letting the 𝐕𝐀𝐆𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐒 in town test if she’s been “spayed” or not… In exchange for making her 𝐒𝐍𝐈𝐅𝐅 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐈𝐑 𝐌𝐔𝐒𝐓𝐘 𝐅𝐔𝐂𝐊𝐋𝐎𝐆𝐒… 🤭💕

💛 When a 𝐒𝐓𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐄𝐑 comes up and calls you their 𝐆𝐈𝐑𝐋𝐅𝐑𝐈𝐄𝐍𝐃 and sticks their fingers so far up your 𝐅𝐀𝐓 𝐃𝐑𝐎𝐎𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐄𝐋𝐅𝐂𝐔𝐍𝐓 you just fall in love with them on the spot… 💦😅

💛 I don’t care 𝐖𝐇𝐈𝐂𝐇 one, but pick an 𝐀𝐍𝐈𝐌𝐀𝐋 for me to be and 𝐔𝐒𝐄 𝐌𝐄 𝐋𝐈𝐊𝐄 𝐎𝐍𝐄. I’m 𝐉𝐔𝐒𝐓 a 𝐃𝐔𝐌𝐁 𝐅𝐄𝐑𝐀𝐋 𝐏𝐄𝐓 in 𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐓 and it’s important you treat me like one… 💛 Mroooooow~ 😸 Woooooof~ 🐕 Oinkkk~ 🐽mooooooo~ 🐄

💛 Professional 𝐆𝐈𝐑𝐋𝐂𝐀𝐖𝐊 𝐒𝐏𝐈𝐓𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐄𝐑 reporting for duty…~ 💕 Pspsps- Pretty bimbosss…~ 💕💦

💛 Zelda has… made some new friends lately… And she’s been going through a bit of a PHASE…~ 🖤🍃 She might just be 𝐓𝐎𝐎 much woman to handle now, especially since she stopped caring about “Royal expectations”. 🤭 She got her tits and clit pierced, too, wanna see?~ 🤭

💛/Ooc Another reminder to go see me puppy-out on @AlcoholicMxtt, I’ll be pretty active on her for a bit~ 🐕💋 I’m gonna be redoing the pinned and making some more thematic posts tmmrw after classes~

🤍🍃 “ Uff… Some BRATTY young peasant just told me my breasts BULGING out of my dress is ‘unladylike’, and that my nipples are ‘long, puffy, ugly cow-udders’… 💢 You don’t think that’s true, do you…? 🥺”

💛 Girlcawk… 🥰

💛 How a PROFESSIONAL SHITHOLE CLEANER looks at you when your ass stinks…~ 🤭💦

💛 Flashes my TRIPLE WIDE, HUGE, SOFT MILK SQUIRTING NIPPLES at you 🤭💕 Boing, boing, boing…~ 💕 “O-Oh…!! D-Dear, I didn’t see you standing there…! 😅 Apologies, my breasts were just getting a bit… sweaty…”

🤍🍃 Diplomacy is 𝐒𝐔𝐏𝐄𝐑 simple when it comes to appeasing the 𝐆𝐎𝐁𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐒…! They only ever want a 𝐊𝐈𝐃 or 𝐓𝐖𝐎 straight from the cunt of the Elven Queen, it’s not 𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐓 much too ask…! 😅💦

🤍🍃 Granny Ivy knows you wanna kiss her old pits…~ 🤭💕