this is the culmination of everything I’ve been working on and learning for half a decade open.spotify.com/track/64Cnz…

already fucked up 2025, 2026 gonna be my year

bathroom smell of urinal cake was so strong I thought I walked into a urinal bakery

me: how did the passengers react to your train themed stand up routine? conductor: all are bored

what is this guys problem grow the fuck up dude

whatever happened to the good old days when I could order an 8 pack of 50 oz softsoaps for under $20. We have ruined this earth

last Fax song ever open.spotify.com/track/4EVSF…

triumphantly crossing off “write the list” from the first line of my new list

you KNOW the noodles gonna slap when the restaurant wifi password is some shit like gas9369jug9395hide

I’m not lactose intolerant I’m just a little bitch open.spotify.com/track/3AVql…

pass the Niche Baton open.spotify.com/track/76lMk…

Bait open.spotify.com/track/1a54g…

no tweet is long enough to capture the epic journey that is the 3 and a half minutes of left turns this song takes open.spotify.com/track/6pnk4…

happy love song 2 open.spotify.com/track/17MCh…

reimagine EVERYTHING distrust in the way you were taught it open.spotify.com/track/0lmFG…

I promise this isn’t a virus it’s a link to among us: minions in minecraft. A real and free Roblox game open.spotify.com/track/6PIWj…

they call me dashboard the way I be making these girls uninterested so quickly

wake up babe new fax open.spotify.com/album/3vOo3…