Anita Dick (:

kill yourself if you wear these sneakers goo.gl/8TYnW

Is the iphone 5 the greatest phone ever? goo.gl/qaHuC

We all know what Kanye did after this pic lol goo.gl/aDlUo

This is the coolest mouse on the market goo.gl/g40d5

Are Jessica Simpson's boobs to BIG?? goo.gl/aUrze

Nicki Minaj vs. Lil Kim (Swagger Jacking?) goo.gl/lbL8f

NFL Madness goo.gl/L674C

Are you going to miss the Jersey Shore? goo.gl/WKVpc

I'm doing my best to trust you but imma still gonna address something If I don't like it not to fight just to let it be known then move on"

My heart melts every time I think about how you're all mine now 💙"

Females tweet: "Im NOT a Hoe" ..... *looks at her page* .... Location: "In yo Man's bed" ... #BitchYouAHoe ! Have A Seat-- >_/"

I want true love and forever happiness"

I cried when you left me, but I laughed when i saw what you left me for. ™"

I take you to be my lawful wedded text buddy. To have and harrass, in rich quotes and nasty jokes, till dead battery do us part.<3™"

I'm bad at sexting. Gf: I'm wet. Me: You need a paper towel? Gf: More than that babe.. Me: 2 paper towels?™"

If Your Birthday Is In : AUGUST, SEPT, OCT, NOV, DEC, MARCH, APRIL, MAY, JUNE, Or JULY ( #RETWEET THIS )"

#RT If You've Seen One Of Your Followers Naked."

#PeopleIWouldSexuallyDestroy #OOMF."

Easiest way to stop qivin a fuck? Never start."

#TenWorstFeelings Feeling lonely"