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Grand Moff, Death Star builder. Why must I wear tight boots when my slippers are more comfortable. (Mostly Parody, Partial RP Not connected to Disney.)

Holding Vader's Leash
Joined March 2016
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"I simply want a uniform that fits . Especially the boots. The stars know, my feet have logged more kilometers aboard Star Destroyers than during surface deployments, even in a facility of this size." #StarWarsBooks #Tarkin It's never easy finding a good pair of boots that fit.
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Seriously, they made Hungry Hungry Hippos a horror movie, Hungry?
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Wonders if the cat girl can fetch slippers?
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Grand Moff Wilhuff Tarkin [snarkin] retweeted
NASA honors the memory of Dolly Parton, who passed away on Aug. 25, 2026. In 1989, Dolly performed at @NASAJohnson's Rocket Park, alongside fellow musicians Willie Nelson and Kenny Rogers, to an audience of over 12,000 NASA employees and their families.
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Grand Moff Wilhuff Tarkin [snarkin] retweeted
POV: It's a Friday night in 2008 and you're eagerly waiting in front of your TV to watch a new episode of The Clone Wars on Cartoon Network
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The Dark Lord’s daily affirmation: “I am surrounded by idiots, and that is not my problem. It is my raw material.”
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The Dark Lord’s daily affirmation: “I am surrounded by idiots, and that is not my problem. It is my raw material.”
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"Now it can be your last. Troopers, take this one to the airlock."
A mocking laugh is given out. “That’s what I thought then.”
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"Well I'm not wearing this uniform for warmth. That means yes."
Looking him up and down completely unimpressed. “You a Grand Moff?”
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"Then there's no need to record you were present after your long walk out the short airlock."
“That’s super classified. You don’t need to know my name.”
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"And you are?"
“Let’s leave her alone, how about that.”
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Agressive snoot tap and side step. "Now, now, none of that."
Snarls! Trying to tackle him!
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"Still here? Oh dear, did the kitten lose her way?"
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"Well, I've not taken possession of the battlestation yet, and brig is faster to say."
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"Kitten, how many runs have you had at me?"
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"Very well, as you like Inquisitor."
He appears beside @FearInSlippers on his knees, lightsaber at the ready abd raised in defense. “Grand Moff, allow me.“
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