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Got another viral vid! Over a million views already! Please share if u dig it ✌🏽👴🏽🤘🏽 #progressive #comedy teapawt.org/nowthisnews/status/990…
There’s no confidence like “open micer paying for sponsored Reels” confidence. It’s like watching regret brew in real time.
Neo-Nazi Nick Fuentes is now working for Kanye West. In unrelated news, all future Yeezy’s will only come in white.
Senator Warnock defeating Herschel Walker shows that Democrats still have the power… to barely beat a man who believes in Werewolves.
After 30, the most unbelievable superhero thing is The Flash sprinting on concrete with zero knee pain.
I wish humans had dog-like social rules, so when a morning-person approaches me, I could just yell “Not-Friendly” and keep it moving.
Escondido & San Diego! Come see me headline GRAND COMEDY CLUB July 8 & 9! Please tell your friends & help spread the word! Tix are $17 at GrandComedyClub.com🤘🏽
#sandiego #escondido #ozelcomedy
How it started: “I’m moving to LA to convey my truth through art.”
How it’s going: “I think doing a podcast with my dog could go viral”
🎉 such a fun shoot. Thanks Gabby, and the crew, and my stellar cast mates!
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Shoutout to conservative men that have pre-marital sex, but oppose the “sin” of abortion. How selectively convenient!
#SeperationOfChurchAndState
#AbortionRightsAreHumanRights
I’m starting to think he didn’t get in just ONE little fight when his mom got scared…
#WillSmithAssault
I’d prefer the slap over Will making a diss track, cus any backhand is less painful than listening to his music.
#WillSmith #chrisrock
This Thursday! Come get yer giggles LA🤙🏾
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When they say Texas “Forever,” they’re referring to how long they plan on controlling women’s bodies.
#AbortionIsAWomansRight
Remind me why we wasted trillions battling religious extremists overseas when there’s plenty in Texas.
#AmericanTaliban




