@FergusCraig

Actor writer comedy person. Rep: Curtis Brown. New book now... https://xitter.cf/t.co/Hep21eic32

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People who tend to wait for the paperback! Your time is now. I'm Not the Only Murderer in My Retirement Home is out in paperback TODAY!
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My main takeaway from The Social Reckoning is that I really liked Jeremy Allen White's jacket in it.
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A delight of a mystery - clever, funny and touching from @FergusCraig from @LittleBrownUK #Mystery #BookTwitter #Recommended classicmystery.blog/2026/10/…

I’m Not The Only Murderer In My Retirement Home (2026) by Fergus Craig

“Oh, shut up, Geoffrey. If you don’t stop accusing me of murder, I’m going to kill you.” Carol Quinn is a serial killer. Seven murders have been attributed to her – all killed for perfectly good re…

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Theo Bertram@theobertramOct 11
You have to say Man City are strides ahead
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Is this it now? Are we just going to watch Man City batter everyone on their farewell tour of Premier League stadiums?
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All meaningless. Whole season is one long Soccer Aid.
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This was also the date Nayib Bukele officially assumed office as president of El Salvador. Can we be sure it’s not marking that?
Football on TNT Sports
@footballontntOct 11
Jordan Henderson has a tattoo on his leg with the date '01/06/19', the date that he won the Champions League at Liverpool 🏆🔴
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Has anyone told Beyoncé how Spurs have been spending the money she made them? Or was it a part of the deal that she got a say in recruitment?
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Was lucky enough to see Wild Horse Nine today. Oof, that's a good film. More movies like that please.
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This felt like a huge compliment until I realised this means it’s also the worst.
PE@paddy_ellis27Oct 6
Replying to @FergusCraig
@FergusCraig first and best book I’ve ever read
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I always watch until the end.
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If Man City did go down to the National League, and you were a home and away match going City fan, I honestly think the next ten years could be more enjoyable than the last twenty.
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Fergus Craig@FergusCraigSep 25
Apparently the one charge Man City have been cleared of is 'Eating a meal. Eating a succulent Chinese meal'.
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Scott Wortley@Scott_WortleySep 27
Just finished @FergusCraig's I am not the only murderer in my retirement home. Very enjoyable. A proper murder mystery, parody/satire of the whole murder club genre of recent years, and with many good jokes and a dark dark wit. Highly recommended for fans of crime novels.
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I have a ticket for this game bought it a year ago. Three mates there right now while I’m just round the corner. Doctor’s doing his rounds. The hope is I get the go ahead to get there for the end.
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The most annoying argument I see is the one I've just seen Rodri make: that they didn't win because of money but because of what they did on the pitch. What they did on the pitch was because of money!
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Apparently the one charge Man City have been cleared of is 'Eating a meal. Eating a succulent Chinese meal'.
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On the bright side, Man City getting relegated could be a great opportunity for Shaun Goater and Nicky Weaver to get back in the first XI.
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This is all happening so quickly! Let's not rush into anything.
David Ornstein
@David_OrnsteinSep 25
🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Manchester City found guilty on virtually all charges relating to breaches of Premier League financial regulations. #MCFC expected to appeal against verdict issued by independent commission. Sanctions undecided, process ongoing @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/7049721…

Manchester City found guilty on almost all Premier League charges relating to financial breaches

City were charged by the Premier League in February 2023.

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Feel like there’s a chance I could still be here a while. What are some brilliant podcasts please?
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This booze at football thing is proof politicians can’t win. I thought the prevailing opinion was that it’s stupid you can’t drink in the stands at football. Now I learn everyone apparently thinks the opposite.
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