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FP

@FestivelyPlump
 New York
Joined January 2014
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Anthropic CEO Dario Amodei's handpicked AI watchdog has deep ties to woke Effective Altruism movement: 'a complete joke' trib.al/IuA3uHW
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Listening to Pet Sounds again
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Older Yankees fans, seeing Juan Soto turn us down for The Mets.
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Someone give Mike a bump!!!! #TysonPaul
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Me, waiting for Yankees playoff baseball.
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Adam Levine is a never nude. Pass it on.
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Are we still enjoying the Adam Levine thing?
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Hear me out. An app to find out which tab on your computer, the noise is coming from.
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It’s not that they’re getting older, Leonardo DiCaprio just doesn’t like women who can rent cars.
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The year is 2089, a hot young rock band out of Glasgow called Nancy Pelosi, is storming the charts with their their hit single ‘Take Me Out to Taiwan’. (No one will get this, but it’s solid. Trust me.)
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Hell hath no fury, like a cherry tomato forked.
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Keeping Up With The Kanye is way more entertaining.
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It’s becoming clear, that only climate change can kill Michael Myers.
Me flirting in the club #SundayNightFootball #SNFonNBC #TheReturn @SNFonNBC
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Do I post a photo where my mum looks hot and happy, or ya know... after I was born?
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Prince Philip just couldn’t bear to live in a world without DMX.
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Life’s free, but there’s a lot of In-App Purchases.
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Jamiroqanon
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Free Solo Cup
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My Grandmother has dementia, she doesn't recognize family anymore. But today, during Xmas lunch she sat and watched @billburr and laughed like crazy for the first time in years. It made Christmas day for me.
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