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Fiddlestax

@Fiddlestax

Sweary word fondler, digital doodler, uke fiddler & cloud spotter.

 Bognor Regis, England
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Joined July 2014
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Drivelcast@drivelcast8 Jul 2023
Twitter today
That Community meme, but with the words "I can excuse 120,000 deaths due to austerity but I draw the line at wedding confetti". Yeah, I think the wording could be tightened up too.

ALT That Community meme, but with the words "I can excuse 120,000 deaths due to austerity but I draw the line at wedding confetti". Yeah, I think the wording could be tightened up too.

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Love it when music notes end up looking like a flirty little guy
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Arrogant and offensive. Can you imagine having to work with these truth twisters?
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A painting of a bird beside the text "I'm so tired of this shit"

ALT A painting of a bird beside the text "I'm so tired of this shit"

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Overthinking 101
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emma@msmegalodon9 Jan 2021
we don’t need to make any more “it’s only _____ if it’s from the _____ region of france, otherwise it’s just sparkling _____” jokes
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Rach@RachaelvsWorld6 Jan 2021
Laura Kuenssberg
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Replying to @ArtsyPabster
Batman kindly handing Harley Quinn her dress at Arkham and saying, "I had a bad day too, once" in Batman: The Animated Series is 100% more adult than Batman saying "Fuck"
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Commas. They’re important.
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Govt guidelines leaked.
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Greg Wallace, aggressively pushing out farts in various poses, whilst maintaining eye contact.
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‘I’m sorry if you feel like people are being eaten’
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WillBits@will_bits31 Mar 2020
April Fools is over now. April First is officially "April Cools". You are only to give people sincere compliments about how cool they are.
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Don’t buy the fucking sun.
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Sex is for: - a man & his dead brother’s wife who’s now his wife - a man & his mistress - a man & his new wife who’s his mistress’s sister - a man & his new-new wife who he wed a wk after beheading his 2nd wife, the one he’d wed after creating the church that makes these rules
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Sex is for married heterosexual couples only, says Church of England theguardian.com/world/2020/j…
Sex is for married heterosexual couples only, says Church of England

Sex is for married heterosexual couples only, says Church of England

Pastoral guidance also calls for Christians in gay or straight civil unions to be abstinent

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Effi Mai@EffiMai19 Jan 2020
No WONDER THIS WON THE WORST SEX AWARD THIS YEAR WHAT THE EVER LOVING FUCK
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