Alt Account: @Final_BranceII.

Irl Marj fc's basement
Joined September 2025
Was going to buy a pocket pussy, but I got a pet eel instead.
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me when i talk to anybody in public
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They told me goat milk is healthy and I started throwing up after gooning in my mouth
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Was dreaming about playing football and i kicked the wall beside my bed as hard as i could
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Got gifted a xbox 360 and a redmi play for my 28th birthday
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Asked out a Japanese girl and she killed herself.
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https://xitter.cf/t.co/YcfN68slMD "馃嚘馃嚪馃嚠馃嚬馃嚛馃嚜"
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https://xitter.cf/t.co/69SiQpWGas Doods are falling for gimmick deets in October 2026
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Got a handjob whilst sitting down and I nutted in my mouth
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Saw my wife's boyfriend at the petrol station
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marj put up a vote blue sign in a red state and now we got 4 nooses hanging from our tree
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Jewish whore sucked my hilib for a nickel
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When that one youtuber you always hated gets exposed for talking to kids
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https://xitter.cf/t.co/S2NZtGt3sK Define the word 'Consolation' for me champ.
there categorically the funniest club ever. won fuck all ever and they鈥檝e made a movie about a 2-0 win with 1 of the goals being a OG and the other a consolation goal.
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me when i realize that my penis is average in japan
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Live footage of me meeting my wife's boyfriend for the first time:
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Went to a gay rights rally and they called me a faggot
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