@FindlayBen

Immersed in observations of the absurd and ridiculous. Professional musician and sound technician. Skater since ‘89. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇨🇿🇫🇮

 Northern Europe
Joined May 2011
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Dan Burmawi
@DanBurmawyOct 25
The majority of Muslims are Muslims because their ancestors had no money to pay the jizya.
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Isaac
@isaacrrr7Oct 25
Qué felices éramos hace 20 años, cuando no teníamos la más puta idea de lo que significa la sharia, el haram, el halal, el Ramadán ni el burka.
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"Woke SNP-led Glasgow City Council remove mummies from exhibitions because they didn't 'consent' to be displayed Glasgow Life, the quango that runs Kelvingrove Museum removing all human remains if they don't have written consent they can be displayed" scottishdailyexpress.co.uk/n…

Woke SNP Glasgow Council remove displayed mummies because they didn't 'consent'

Glasgow Life, the quango that runs Kelvingrove Museum, is removing all human remains if they don't have written consent they can be displayed.

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The battle of Waterloo - 1815 The battle of Deliveroo- 2026
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Retard Finder
@IfindRetardsOct 13
Everyone needs to stop getting cosmetic surgery to try to look younger. You look absolutely retarded.
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@soylennialOct 11
if you think publicly executing terrorists is too far you are a faggot
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They will drink alcohol. do drugs. Rape girls. but the moment pork shows up they suddenly remember Allah.
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The Omani pilot asked the Indian pilot if he could leave his seat to pray and after being granted permission, he attacked the Captain with the axe from behind. This is actually a great metaphor for the west.
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Katie Hopkins
@KTHopkinsOct 2
Zac Polanski is basically Jason Arday. But with shit teeth
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UBERSOY
@UBERSOY1Sep 30
Sexual offenders in Finland, by by nationality. Results look like the typical results in other European countries and as with other types of crime: the perpetrators are people from wild and backward countries.
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You Sell Halal
Domino's Pizza UK
@Dominos_UKSep 22
tell me an embarrassing story in 3 words
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John Cleese
@JohnCleeseSep 20
They're always prepared to prove our point
NoticerOfReality 🇬🇧@cucchlainSep 19
Muslims "John Cleese says things like 'Islam is a violent religion' so we are going to threaten him with violence because of that!". I can't wait to remove these people from our country.
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Paloma Faith is exactly what so many middle class twats have turned into. Completely lost their marbles, it’s all to seem virtuous and ‘kind’ to the masses. Fake people.
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Fesshole🧻
@fessholeSep 15
When we moved house, I let rip with a nasty silent fart whilst fitting the (electric) oven. My wife, convinced I'd damaged a gas pipe, called an engineer who charged an emergency rate. Could've admitted it, but not after the family stood in the garden to prevent 'gas poisoning'.
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Evelina Hahne
@EvelinaHahneAug 31
Yesterday in Sweden, a father tried to stop three men from groping his daughter at a fast-food restaurant. They beat him to death. As of now, the perpetrators’ ethnicity is being censored…
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Steph
@Don13StephenAug 23
Why don't homeless people just rob a bank? if they succeed, they'll get a million dollars and if they fail, they'll get food and shelter in prison
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Dianne doesn't understand per capita.
Diane Abbott
@HackneyAbbottAug 21
Asylum-seekers are responsible for a tiny part of serious crime in this country. If this was about preventing crime, it would be suggested for the whole population. It is just aping Reform. Mike Tapp says asylum-seekers should be tested on British laws thetimes.com/uk/politics/art…

Test asylum seekers on UK laws, says Labour former minister

Mike Tapp, who was in the Home Office until last month, suggests the policy as the government is criticised for a handbook on gender equality and consent

thetimes.com
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Given crime statistics are not held based on the immigration and asylum status, Diane Abbott has no way of proving what she states as fact. The ONS have themselves said this in response to a FOI request. ons.gov.uk/aboutus/transp…
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It’s so satisfying to remember that he got turned into kebab.
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Anon Opin.
@anon_opinAug 7
Absolute Radio DJs. You don't need to tell us Oasis are coming up soon. We know.
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Hitler was a failed art student and a vegan, and blamed all of his problems on the Jews and rich people. If he was alive today, he would be attending the Democratic Socialists of America conference.
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