Texan | Firefighter/Paramedic | Pain in the Ass

Texas, USA
Joined April 2021
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Hi hello good morning
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I’m sure Bulgarians are a kind people. However, their split squats are Satan’s spawn.
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The most American stance you can possibly take in any election… …is to hate all the politicians running.
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BradDad™ retweeted
"Squats, deadlifts, bench, press, and power cleans are too complex for the average gym goer to master so it's better for them to just do machines" Bro, all the recourses to get them right are available at your finger tips.
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BradDad™ retweeted
There’s men out there who have never heard “Holy fuck you’re jacked bro” when they go out No wonder dudes say their lives suck
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no offensive touchdowns on one of the worst defenses in conference? fire mack leftwich
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BradDad™ retweeted
I would rather be in Kobe’s helicopter while a Wuhan bat nibbles on my toes and Liberty Bibberty reads Great Expectations than have to endure this offense for the rest of the season
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BradDad™ retweeted
Yo @CodyC64 can we give Kingsbury a blank check to come coach some offense?
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Mack Leftwich is retarded
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We are going to lose this game because we have a make a wish kid as a fucking OC.
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BradDad™ retweeted
I give up typos. You win
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I workout in part so I can eat donuts
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If elected emperor, I will ban single ply toilet paper in all 50 states and within the government supply system.
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BradDad™ retweeted
I don't wake up in the morning & decide if I'm going to the gym I get up & I go The decision was already made The thought process has been taken out of it Too many people treat the gym like a decision or a choice And make the wrong one
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My name may not be Tom but I sure can be petty af when I want to.
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BradDad™ retweeted
Ask him if drawing a cartoon of Mohammed is protected under the first amendment or not.
Abdul El-Sayed on the Second Amendment: "When they promised the right to bear arms, they had muskets. So, yeah, everyone should have equal rights to a musket."
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BradDad™ retweeted
I am not having a Baja blast I am having a BAJA FUCKING HARD TIME
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Shout out to the ones who train alone No training partner, no one to motivate you, no one to help program or plan Just you day after day, showing up & getting it done alone
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