@FirstDerivative

All the woman, and I guess me - the first derivative biography

 Jersey City, NJ
Joined March 2009
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Little take on dirty rice
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Up the spurs many are saying
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When someone schedules a 430 meeting on a Friday
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Maintenance day for some support muscles
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Working on my T&A
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Mental state check in - bone in NY strip, cabbage and apple salad soaked in champagne vinegar, and zatar spiced black rice.
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Tuesday mid-day
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Vegetarian cabbage lasagna with mushroom duxelle between layers and a homemade spicy pepper tomato sauce
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This is an ad I got in my timeline for what is likely a crime under 18 USC 333
Proud Patriots
@ProudPatriots1Sep 23
🇺🇸 Someday your grandchildren may ask what having Trump as president was like. Give them something from his second term. This collectible Trump Signature Edition $2 Bill starts with a genuine U.S. legal tender $2 bill and is privately enhanced to honor Trump! Order yours!

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Soup day for the cold weather - (working on a dairy free scallop chowder)
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She’s screwed once bari Weiss gets ousted at CBS
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Love my moots ❤️
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This rivals @ClayTravis posts (cc: @CurtisWenis )
Steven Cheung
@StevenCheung47Oct 14
These Daily Mail stories aren’t just tabloid trash, they’re simply made up. Up and down the White House, everyone has been thoroughly impressed with Katie in just a few short days on the job. At the end of this second term, she’ll be remembered as one of the all-time greats.
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Just after this post, Katie Zacharia resigned/was fired after being “encouraged” to step down by Trump nytimes.com/2026/10/16/us/…
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Another day, another pair of short shorts
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Start of the pandemic v now
miss chanandler bong@britneyqueers_Oct 15
Start of the pandemic vs now
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Non Shane Gillis approved workout wear
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Seared and finished in the oven pork loin and red apple , red cabbage fennel green apple salad with a mint yogurt dressing, and some russet crisps with smoky salt because I need to justify my counter drier.
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See, I feel seen now 😂
reversecowgirl69@botticellibimboOct 12
i’m at the gym 3-5 days a week, and i’ve never seen a woman dressed too slutty whatever that even means. but i do see plenty of shirtless men or men in cut out tanks that show their nips and short shorts
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Shane Gillis biggest mistake is that I wear much more revealing clothes to the work gym
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In bed sick who wants to deliver me soup
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