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(RP account. Not Thekla)

Joined June 2026
Maybe now without the burden of being @EliteWrestOrg Legacy Champion, @GoAheadSilence can go join a King Diamond tribute band or whatever.
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Italy may be my new third favorite country.
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Not even you could bother me right now.
Replying to @ANT460N15T
@ANT460N15T @FirstLadyRoxx WHEN YOU'RE BOBB'IN WHEN YOU'RE BOBB'IN THE WHOLE WORLD BOB'S WITH YOU!
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You are what happens when pregnant women drink.
@FirstLadyRoxx @ANT460N15T @SCUMMovement Which one is the ee, which one is the er? I can see Jason being brought down a #peg or two. On one.
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About goddamn time someone realized value when they saw it.
Not only are unsuspended, but you’ll be rewarded.
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Aww! This is truly adorable, besty!
Replying to @DistortedAmber
@DistortedAmber hey clear ur calendar next week we are going to Vermont there's Amish people that I owe a piece of my mind (they dont have twitter) This is a public statement of intent and clues in case they win and I go missing.
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Are we still suspended or is Bam a pussy too?
In case you missed it, Bam Callihan bought out EAW and rebranded the entire show! LONG LIVE SCUM!
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I'll just let you mother fuckers process this for a little while.
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Like it or love it, get used to it now. At R27, I will become the GREATEST @EliteWrestOrg Legacy Champion of ALL TIME because if you can't be the first, kill 'em all and be the last. The Kaine takeover starts in Italy. Watch me as I burn it down.
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HALF Japanese My middle name, well one of them, is Roxette so yeah, pretty British of me.
That's oddly Irish to wear that word with pride. You're Japanese.
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No @EliteWrestOrg Rayne was right once upon a time. It's usually "cunt"
Replying to @FirstLadyRoxx
That's not the first word, or even the first thought, that comes to mind when people think of you. I'm sure it has to do with you under Bob's ass.
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Wow. Just wow. I am devastated.
Replying to @FirstLadyRoxx
I have an even bigger one for you. Roxxanne.
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Careful Simon, that was almost a joke. Don't want to crack that brooding veneer.
Replying to @FirstLadyRoxx
You expect me to expect someone with two legs coming up to their back and unable to engage properly with anything intellectual to be a smartass?
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So what're we calling this budding little friendship, @MRavenK1? KnoxxAnne? Gotta get a name before the weirdos jump in.
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Of course that's a thing you do.
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This match is absolutely NOT going to be a wrestling match. It's going to be a FIGHT where I hit you with everything plus the kitchen sink.
Replying to @FirstLadyRoxx
Of course you are, Roxxanne. But I didn't ask who you're wrestling. I asked who you're fighting. There's a difference. And I think you know that.
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Do you prefer standard paper or card stock? You knoe what? I'll surprise you.
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It's called being a smartass, Simon. Sometimes a duck is a duck is a fucking duck. Not everything has a double meaning. Like when I say I'm going to kick you in the fucking head. It isn't a meatphor. It's a direct threat.
Replying to @FirstLadyRoxx
Caffeine withdrawal can certainly cause irritability, Roxxanne. Although I'm curious why you felt the need to explain your emotional state to me. I thought you weren't looking for another therapist.
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The truth is I already have a therapist on retainer and am not seeking another. Please leave your information with the receptionist and we'll make sure to keep you in mind for future opportunities.
Is it going to be another deflection? An attack on me? Misdirection? You've already done these things. Tell them the truth. Tell everyone the truth. It will set you free.
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