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Ryan #AbreuHOF #RE53ECT retweeted
WOW: Republicans in Florida are OUT PERFORMING 2024 Election Day numbers so far by 9 POINTS
2024: +15
2026: +24
There are more Trump Voters than Democrat Voters, we just need to show up.
If we Vote, we will WIN.
Ryan #AbreuHOF #RE53ECT retweeted
Whatever Happens tonight we have to give Donald Trump amazing credit for once again leaving it all on the field. There will never be another one like him. An American original and a political hero.
Ryan #AbreuHOF #RE53ECT retweeted
BREAKING: Lifelong Michigan Democrats are going on CNN admitting they just voted RED for the first time!
Even the base is walking away. The Democrat collapse is happening in real time! 🇺🇸🔥
Ryan #AbreuHOF #RE53ECT retweeted
HOLY COW!
I’M SCREAMING!
Republicans just flipped the governorship of Guam from 🟦🔜🟥.
Keep going — don’t stop for a gosh darn second.
Ryan #AbreuHOF #RE53ECT retweeted
Think about what you just saw…
An 80 year old man just did 28 rallies in 30 days.
Not just rallies…
Trump rallies.
Packed arenas.
People in line for hours.
He does Jokes, stories, ad lib and policy.
He made politics entertaining.
While rallying GOP voters to save America.
No politician in US history can do what he does.
He’s truly remarkable.
Truly the GOAT.
Now it’s up to us.
We can’t let him down.
Ryan #AbreuHOF #RE53ECT retweeted
I am a lifelong Democrat.
But for the first time ever, I will be voting Republican tomorrow.
Why? Because the Trump administration has steered our country in the right direction.
Meanwhile, liberals only have transgender.
It’s no contest. Even for me, a lifelong Democrat.
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Ryan #AbreuHOF #RE53ECT retweeted
🚨🚨🚨. Keep your eyes open tomorrow!
If you see a Democrat cheating at the polls, CALL AUTHORITIES!
Pay attention… They like to cheat.
Ryan #AbreuHOF #RE53ECT retweeted
Election Day is TOMORROW. Vote for every Trump-endorsed candidate on your ballot. We need the House AND the Senate to keep the America First agenda going. Let's go! 🇺🇸
Ryan #AbreuHOF #RE53ECT retweeted
Tell me the reasons why you’re voting straight-ticket Republican tomorrow:
Ryan #AbreuHOF #RE53ECT retweeted
President Trump has done his part to push a red wave for the midterms.
The rest is up to us.
