Fitness, Workout, Motivation, and Humor tweets. All related to the gym.

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Joined October 2013
That feeling when you wake up so sore you can barely move. #Satisfied
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Finished my workout, time to get wheysted!
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Looking at people and wondering if they lift >>
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If you think a minute goes by really fast, you've never been on a treadmill.
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The gym is my girlfriend, failure is my ex. I'm married to the game, and engaged to success.
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Cardio? Oh, you mean sex?
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The only easy A that I've gotten was gym class.
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It's crazy how I can double my strength when my favorite song comes on.
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You lost me at "I don't workout".
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You say I'm addicted to the gym and my body? Maybe I should sit on the couch and get nothing accomplished... No thanks.
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I have better things to do than drugs.
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When people think you're on steroids... You know you're doing something right.
Your biggest competition should be yourself. Pay less attention to others & more attention to your own progress.
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You think I'm too obsessed with working out? I think you're just too lazy.
#ReasonsToDateMe I'm in better shape than your ex.
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If I can see your ribs, your abs doesn't count.
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Planet Fitness is where gym noobs go to.
How about you exercise for 1 hour a day instead of complaining that you're fat 24 hours a day?
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I'm more motivated now than I've ever been.
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