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Scotland
Joined February 2016
Fucking class having a shower at your girlfriends. Using stuff like a charcoal facial scrub and a pomegranate & mango shower milk, I’ve came out the shower smelling like a fresh fruit market on a hot summers day, feeling like a brand new woman. 13/10 would recommend.
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Cooked they sausages with a heated discussion
Cany beat a Friday morning fry up after a rangers Thursday night session. Then we go again 🍺😁
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Vincent van Gogh?
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His first badminton match
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I’ve seen it all now… mate at work is using a raw plug for a spoon
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Only Fools & Horses theme song
beyoncé agrees to perform ONE song at your birthday party. what song would you choose😭?
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Smoking hash
PDC World Championship finalist 😱 What were you doing at 16? 😅
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Of course he’s just scored a thunderbastard.
Arbroath are about to bring on their sub goalie - outfield! Sensational stuff.
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My fat ass thought this was kfc chicken
my festive ass thought this was gifts😭
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Toilet attended in a night club: “no spray no lay” Me:
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Keith
Anyone know the 5th kid’s name?
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Just bought a place in Cyprus 🔥❤️
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Didn’t know she was friends with John Cena
Jane exploring Barcelona with all her friends.
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Good eccies as well
The most underrated biscuit of all-time?
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“That motherfucker back there is not real”
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The Mrs taking this diet extremely serious
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Not being biased but I honestly have the cutest dog to ever exist
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Bonus feet pics
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BREAKING NEWS about the missing submarine!! Paul Gascoigne has arrived on the scene by rubber dinghy with a fishing rod, 8 cans of beer, a kid’s snorkel, an x-box controller charger and a tin of beans claiming to be mates with the pilot
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“I smoke a packet a day” The packet:
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GIVE US A CALL 📞
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