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sometimes people let me in writer’s rooms

LA but i miss springfield
Joined July 2009
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I figured it out, but I was too late.
Trying to figure out this twitter
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My books looking at me as twitter burns to the ground
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reject modernity, embrace tradition
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Humans: 65% Oxygen 18.5% Carbon 9.5% Hydrogen 3.5% Nitrogen 3.5% Other chemicals Me from October to February: 100% Soup
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thoughts and prayers
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BREAKING: After 28 years, Tarantino finally reveals what was in the suitcase in Pulp Fiction.
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GUESS IT’S JUST ME THEN – at Los Angeles, CA
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Please god someone help me get rid of this blue check mark it was funny for like 5 minutes and now I just look like an ass – at Los Angeles, CA
BREAKING: @elonmusk says he plans to find someone to replace him as acting CEO of Twitter
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Never have I related to a celebrity more – at Los Angeles, CA
'The Menu' star Anya Taylor-Joy has no interest in cooking: 'We have delivery' trib.al/TaIkPSz
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“don’t go alone, take this”
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black phillip is kinda goated when living deliciously is the vibe
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As someone who has mastered his Kermit voice (and is very proud of it), this has haunted me all day – at Los Angeles, CA
every man has a Kermit the frog impression tucked away. ask any man trust me they’re waiting for a reason to bust it out
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Horny – at Los Angeles, CA
BRAM STOKER’S DRACULA, directed by Francis Ford Coppola, was first released 30 YEARS AGO TODAY in 1992! Drop your ONE WORD review! 🩸