It’s been nearly 40 years since I watched cats crawl up and down these aisles, making up the lyrics while adding to The Pile and this theater is still not clean.
2026 and Tom Welling does not know how reflective surfaces work. This would have broken SV TWOP back in the day.
Behold, a Substack I do not run utilizing Tom Welling as Exhibit A for how to cast hot people in teen dramas.
These hags get the queer storylines they want and they still aren't happy, they need to harass an actor's girlfriend at work. What is it with this streak of middle aged mIm fans? pajiba.com/celebrities_are_b…
Twenty years since The WB signed off…I feel for the kids who will never know the joy of these image campaigns. m.youtube.com/watch?v=BVR78S…
Mean, Dumb Blonde retweeted
looking at the camera is not a 4th wall break open the schools man
THE FOURTH WALL BREAK OH ROBERT THE MAN YOU ARE
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Note needed: a POV shot is different to a fourth wall break - there are no fourth wall breaks in, for example, Silence of the Lambs, but many POV shots.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Point-of-…
Mean, Dumb Blonde retweeted
Jim Henson did 120 episodes of his show, yet Disney executives are so multiverse-pilled that a premise as bare and simple as “THE MUPPET SHOW” that has universal appeal is seemingly impossible for them to imagine.
Absolutely embarrassing and an insult to Jim’s legacy.
Mean, Dumb Blonde retweeted
people proving once again they don't understand the difficulty of certain arts. Puppetry is insanely difficult and the fact that millions of people see inanimate objects like kermit the frog as real beings while they're on screen is why the muppets SHOULD BE AWARDED
Mean, Dumb Blonde retweeted
The anti-Muppet hate is so funny to me because y’all are really mad about Kermit the Frog and Miss Piggy winning an Emmy. It’s never that serious.
Y’all wouldn’t be able to handle a full show and it’s obvious. Because the casual disrespect of puppeteering is kinda wild to me. 💀
Mean, Dumb Blonde retweeted
for the record, i think jeff should be blacklisted by studios, lose all credibility and access to screenings, and never be allowed back into this space ever again. this shit absolutely disgusting. just saying. fuck that man
This is where I remind you that More I Cannot Wish You was cut out of the filmed adaptation of Guys and Dolls. How do you cut this song? youtube.com/watch?v=8713jEP1…
Mean, Dumb Blonde retweeted
Kate Herron remains in her Queen Era by refusing to direct the new Harry Potter show. She turned them down twice.
If you can spare a moment, Puerto Rico is having a water crisis…again. pbs.org/newshour/show/drough…
Angelica Jade Bastien described Tom Holland as having “a face that goes nowhere” and now not only do I have a great descriptor to use, it’s impossible not to see that in so many actors today.
My favorite summer reality show is the panic being instilled among 40-something actors by Andrew Garfield’s new, flowing locks as he takes them on tour.
