Altered States of Comedy YOU ARE ENLIGHTENED
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The historical fountain of youth has been rediscovered, it was in your home all along, you just needed the right instructions. Bless you!
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A nice science explanation of what happens in the brain when you enjoy porn or any other high dopamine content with no real effort by the user.
Cooperation between men in people with high T, it's true.
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I’m not sure this acid has hit me yet, and won’t know until everyone looks like that Soundgarden video from the 90s. Better take more. Oh fuck
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ketamine, every week. That's Elon Musk, the CEO your index fund is betting on.
"Do you ever abuse it?"
Pause.
"I don't think so."
"You don't think so?"
he says it's prescribed, for a "negative chemical state" in his brain. His defense: "If you've used too much ketamine, you can't really get work done."
Tesla's 10-K says it's "highly dependent" on him. Your S&P 500 fund holds Tesla.
priced in, or is nobody asking?
Float Universe retweeted
ALICE'S ADVENTURES IN WONDERLAND (1972) contains an unbroken 30-second shot that shows Alice magically shrinking in the frame after eating a magic mushroom, which continues to baffle people for over 50 years.
What you see really happened in one take with no cuts. There were no green screens, no compositing shots together and no digital VFX or CGI. It was captured in camera.
How do you think this incredible shot was accomplished?
Float Universe retweeted
"Oh this? This is just an entity from the nether realm I summoned by enscribing runes on magic stones I forged in a sacred kiln, then proceeded to cast certain spells to distill the collective conscious to imbue it into the substrate. Don't worry, it doesn't have a soul."
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The existence of the higher power must be admitted & recognized. Ego is a very powerful elephant and cannot be brought under control by anyone less than a lion who, in this instance, is none other than the guru, whose very look makes the elephant tremble and die.
Ramana Maharshi
Float Universe retweeted
If a new ager becomes enlightened at a spiritual retreat and no one notices did he even become enlightened tho
