@Flooping_Pigs

I'm huge in Lilliput.

 A place with a buncha yahoos
Joined March 2013
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Brendon...I've turned myself into a pickle. Funniest sh!t you've ever seen, right? Well as it turns out...it's NOT so funny. I can't move for starters, and turns out beer tastes bad. Thought I could drink more beer y'know? A can become a gallon of beer! Well wrong. Anwways help
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Flight attendant: Is there a doctor onboard? Dad: *nudging me* that should've been you Me: Not now Dad Dad: Not asking for a Magic Player to help, are they? Me: Dad, there's a medical emergency happening right now Dad: Go and see if “End of turn Fact or Fiction" helps
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Paul Fairie@paulisci11 Oct 2017
If this can be a salad, you can be anything.
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ludelkri@ludelkri7 Mar 2019
Replying to @itslittletunny
I absolutely did
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We're all hurting, but hang on to yourselves, you pretty young things.
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And now even longer hours of the road in front of me, but I return richer from the experience.
Ten hours ahead of me, but road trips are rad.
23? Nobody likes you when you're 25, either.
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dapper annoyance@notadegeneres1 Sep 2015
Uterus, let go of my child.
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@Dipmeinyocoffee Hey. Happy birthday, mang.
I dislike the instance of remembering someone's birthday who you don't talk with anymore.
Back from hospital after being discharged late. Insides feel like pulp. No broken bones or anything. Everyone relatively fine, car's totaled
#GiveYourMoneyToWomen is a thing? I could vomit. #FeminismIsAwful #WomenAgainstFeminsim
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#GiveYourMoneyToWomen seems like a pretty anti-feminist scene. Isn't this self-damseling?
My commander pod got taken out by infinite combo last night, so it only makes sense I add at least one in myself to even the playing fields.
I turn to stone. When you are gone, I turn to stone.
"Hope rises and dreams die. Love plans for tomorrow and loneliness thinks of yesterday. Life is beautiful and living is pain." H.S. Thompson
"Of all sad words in tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been.""
"And so we lit our pipes."
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