Do it for Dale and Be Like Biff I feel like a bald eagle 🇺🇲 81 forever. Throw rocks and givem Hell Rism with the Tism
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I swear to God I pray @dennyhamlin wins Martinsville and Homestead. If anyone deserves a championship it's him.
Little Sam ate big yesterday but wasn't interested in the bottle. So I poured some milk in a dish and she lapped that up quick . Two big moments last night and this morning. Sam done her very first poop and pee in her makeshift litter box.
Last night went well. I fed her 3 times last night and again this morning. It'll be time to eat again about 11am. I've got her to pee a little but no poop yet. Although Kyle may have got that earlier when he was cleaning her. I think it's a girl so I'm calling her Sam.
I built Sam a pen. I had her in a small tub, now she can move around more. Peggy my other cat can get in there and maybe help her.
Vet figures she's about 4 weeks old and appears healthy. I got Amazon dropping off some special milk and food today. Along with some bottles.
Just what I need. I found a damn kitten in my bushes this morning. No sign of another cat anywhere. I think it's too young to be away from its mother. It ate a little bit of wet food. I'll take it to the vet tomorrow and figure out WTH I'm gonna do.
I'll be making some of these today.
Who wants my chocolate chip cookie recipe?? 🙋🏼♀️
👉🏼 3/4 c salted butter
👉🏼 1 c packed light brown sugar
👉🏼 1/2 c granulated sugar
👉🏼 2 large eggs
👉🏼 2 tsp vanilla extract
👉🏼 2 1/4 cups + 2 T all-purpose flour
👉🏼 1 tsp baking soda
👉🏼 3/4 tsp salt
👉🏼 12-oz package semisweet chocolate chips
Directions
1. Melt butter in a heavy saucepan over medium heat, stirring constantly, until it turns golden-brown and smells nutty (6–8 minutes). Immediately pour into a heatproof bowl and chill until cool and beginning to solidify (about 1 hour).
2. Preheat oven to 350°F. Line baking sheets with parchment.
3. Beat the cooled browned butter with both sugars until creamy. Add eggs and vanilla; beat until blended.
4. Whisk flour, baking soda, and salt; gradually mix into the butter mixture until just combined. Stir in chocolate chips and pecans.
5. Drop 1 T of dough 1 inch apart on the cookie sheet. Bake 8-11 minutes until edges are golden and centers are set. Cool on a wire rack.
Tips:
💡 add 1 c chopped toasted pecans
💡 slightly underbake for soft centers; the cookies firm up as they cool
Enjoy, y’all! 😘
Huh? 🤣🤣🤣🤣
🚨BREAKING: #BEARS WR JAHDAE WALKER WAS EJACULATED FROM THE GAME FOR HEADBUTTING A DEFENDER.
WOW.
