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Lesbian labrador 🐶⚢ • 6'3 Dogwoman • Cookie Queen 🍪 : 196 • Sega Rally 2 PB : 04:05:21

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🍪 Flookies patchnote (v2.4) 🍪 - Ajout d'un conseil (laisser la pâte reposer toute la nuit si on utilise du sucre vanillé maison) Recette ➡️ docs.google.com/spreadsheets…
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FLΘWΔLT (@Flowalt_) profile pictureFLΘWΔLT@Flowalt_27 Feb 2025
🍪 Flookies patchnote (v2.3) 🍪 - Ajout des ustensiles (pratique) 👩‍🍳 - Ajout du nutriscore (désastreux) 🇫 Recette ➡ docs.google.com/spreadsheets…
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arielle 2balles (@arielspktr) profile picture
arielle 2balles@arielspktr8h
mes oignons dans ma casserole:
kagami 🌙 (@jsp212213) profile picturekagami 🌙@jsp212213Oct 27
venez on se confie
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Pancarte pour mes trans sûrs
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Nigga ain't you dead too?
Stan Lee (@TheRealStanLee) profile pictureStan Lee
@TheRealStanLeeOct 29
Rest in peace, Sir Patrick Stewart... you will be greatly missed by the world.
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irl_donut@irl_donut7h
puppy has encouraging words for these hard times
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JOE HIDIN
nath (@ThisIsntNath) profile picturenath@ThisIsntNath12h
scrubbed through a video in VLC and accidentally gave Joe Biden an invisibility potion
corrupted-looking screenshot of joe biden talking in the white house. you can see his outline through blocky bits of the corrupted image.

ALT corrupted-looking screenshot of joe biden talking in the white house. you can see his outline through blocky bits of the corrupted image.

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Rappel que si à la question "es tu raciste ?" ta réponse c'est "oui et j'en suis fier" bah tu mérites rien d'autre qu'une salade phalange
Fily (@tounkaraafily) profile pictureFily@tounkaraafily21h
ça commence déjà ..
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Mon tweet qui passe au parisien MAIS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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ℕ ౨ৎ (@naaoorii) profile pictureℕ ౨ৎ@naaooriiOct 26
vous faites quoi dans la vie
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green flag? red flag? the only flag I care about is fagflag 🏳️‍🌈
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Old Top Gear intros were something else 😭
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chiraq (@soldatchiraq) profile picture
chiraq@soldatchiraq10h
Un creampie ou un sort
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at this point the french are gonna have to start to bully themselves bc you’re all terrible at it
Ferris (PEEP PIN)🇵🇸 🔴🔱⚫️🪄 (@B4chlava) profile pictureFerris (PEEP PIN)🇵🇸 🔴🔱⚫️🪄@B4chlavaOct 29
French people when you tell them the tap water they drank at the sit down restaurant was free
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❣️@imiusie17h
Carrément un chef cuisinier japonais avec des millions d’abonnés le buzz jusqu’à la mer du Japon
リュウジ@料理のおじさんバズレシピ (@ore825) profile pictureリュウジ@料理のおじさんバズレシピ
@ore825Oct 29
あのね外国人さん、寿司ってそういうもんじゃないのよ、醤油で魚の味を楽しむの、こんな濃いソースを寿司につけるなんてやっぱり外国人は味のわからなフオオオオオおｵｵｵｵｵオオオオオオオｵｵｵｵｵーーー！？ なんだこれめちゃくちゃうまいやん！！オーロラソースみたいなコクのあるソースに玉葱のシャキシャキ感と唐辛子の辛味が癖になる！！ サーモンとネギトロで試したんだけどどっちも合うし超豪華なサーモンマヨ寿司みたいな感じだ あとこれバーナーで炙ると飛ぶ、スシローさんこれ出してくれ、アルジェリアンソース最高
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あのね外国人さん、寿司ってそういうもんじゃないのよ、醤油で魚の味を楽しむの、こんな濃いソースを寿司につけるなんてやっぱり外国人は味のわからなフオオオオオおｵｵｵｵｵオオオオオオオｵｵｵｵｵーーー！？ なんだこれめちゃくちゃうまいやん！！オーロラソースみたいなコクのあるソースに玉葱のシャキシャキ感と唐辛子の辛味が癖になる！！ サーモンとネギトロで試したんだけどどっちも合うし超豪華なサーモンマヨ寿司みたいな感じだ あとこれバーナーで炙ると飛ぶ、スシローさんこれ出してくれ、アルジェリアンソース最高
Image from リュウジ@料理のおじさんバズレシピ (@ore825)
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Malveillance Ultra Pro Max 🇩🇿🇨🇳 (@FraudeurDuFisk) profile pictureMalveillance Ultra Pro Max 🇩🇿🇨🇳@FraudeurDuFiskOct 24
J’suis enfin en France je peux faire mon combo sushi + sauce algérienne les japonais il vont rien faire mgl
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punkfrican ☭@jollofricism10h
ils ont brûlé les locaux de l’entreprise suisse qui vend les LBD à la police française
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abran las respuestas de este tweet por favor
ayelén🍃 (@ayeciza) profile pictureayelén🍃@ayecizaOct 29
Caminando por El Calafate me encontré a este bandido atorrante que duerme siesta como se le canta la recalcada perruna gana
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sometimes sex is two girls biting each other on the neck and that's okay
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Noname@nonamejosuke__12h
Va crever
Epic Games Store (@EpicGames) profile pictureEpic Games Store
@EpicGamesOct 28
*paws at you* hop online *paws at you* hop online *paws at you* hop online *paws at you* hop online *paws at you* hop online *paws at you* hop online *paws at you* hop online
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