Waiting for the day someone rips the Mario Kart Wii engine and makes a modernized kart racer native on PC. A man can dream.

Either Opus 5.5 is crazy, or I got a fake software job. I basically tell it to pull down my Jira card, fuck off to the gym, and by the time I'm back it's basically 1 tapped it.

Low-key hope the burger king foot lettuce guy is doing well

God invented leverage to bring us closer to him

Ever since I was a kid I knew I was born to be one of those ice cream guys that fake giving you the cone

No offense to current home owners but i need 2008 part two to drop by next tuesday at the latest

The RRSP is so conceptually borked it's crazy. You live like a Victorian orphan for 40 years, then one day wake up with zero testosterone and blown out knees, get to open your phone and stare at a fat balance right before the CRA taxes half of it on withdrawal anyways

dudes will calculate the exact frame data on an elden ring boss roll then panic when the barber asks if the haircut looks alright

buying a gym membership so i sit on the chest press machine and stare at my phone for 7 minutes between sets

call me minecraft the way i got my wood in my hand

Ayo is this thing on 🗣️🗣️🥴