24 // i hate mondays. I love Garfield, Snoopy, The Beatles. so many things xoxo 🇦🇺 syd

Joined July 2018
God I hate mondays so fucking much
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leftists: guns are the problem. conservatives: guns dont kill people. people kill people. george harrison: gun owners! kill yourselves!
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Got married. HBU?
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Wedding Pyramid🔺
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Finally getting to see the Ringo movie after seeing the John and the other one’s movies 8 times in a row
All four 'BEATLES' biopics are set to release on the same day in April 2028. The member of the band you watch will be randomized when you buy your ticket. (Source: hollywoodreporter.com/movies…)
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Should do it gacha style so you're never sure which one you're going to get until the movie starts. You've seen the start of the Paul one seven times, just groaning, stomping out and buying a ticket to the 7:15 show starting in a bit, praying you finally get the rare Ringo drop
The Beatles biopics producer explains the idea behind releasing all four movies at once in 2028: "We want people to be able to experience them in the cinema during the same period. Now that doesn't necessarily mean we're thinking that people will go and see all four films on the same day, but you know within the same month you might see one a week, or you might see one one weekend to the next, one the next. However you you see it, I think our hope is that people will see all four films. You know they they stand alone as individual stories of each of those four men, but they they have a cumulative power, which I think is is greater than the sum of the parts. You know, the Beatles are simply the I think the greatest band in in history, and you know we're trying trying to do our best to do them justice, so hence the four films. I don't think there's probably another band that you could legitimately say you wanted to see four films for." variety.com/2026/more/news/t…
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Call me the plane guy cause I’m on a plane
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its finally COCKtober 🍆🎃 so u know what that means 👀👅 Dick sucking awareness month 😯🙆🏼👅 🎃 IT'S TIME TO GET ☠️SPOOKY💀 👏 GET 👊FISTED👊 BY A 💀SKELETON 💀SHOVE✊🍭 CANDY 🌽🌽CORN🍬 IN YOUR👉ASS😽 AND 🙅DONT🙅‍♂️ FORGET TO SUCK😩🙌 SOME 💏DRACULA💉 DICK🍆💦
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Homer refers to Bart as "rat boy" in such an affectionate way. he may see Bart as a rat boy, but he loves his son so dearly. #TheSimpsonsGoats #TheSjmpsons #SimpsonsForever
What do you think is the single funniest moment in TV history?
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Great ad lmao houses have never been cheaper and looked better
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how woke is ur favourite beatle
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Saw a license plate today that said “TRMP 45” in Australia
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being aussie is sick. I can celebrate 9/11 AND kirkmas on the same day because of timezones
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Kirking 9 to 5 what a way to 9/11
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who?
One year ago today, Charlie Kirk was assassinated.
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will smith just slapped chris rock
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