This was the very last day it felt good to be a United fan

Our three new midfielders all started btw. Worst rebuild ever.

I know a guy for the job, @ManUtd. His name is Errol Ten Hat and he is good at winning trophies eh 🤠

Normally first touch is not something you lose but in the case of Rashford he’s lost even that. He is so washed let it go

You only know you love her when you let her go

The sun will shine on me again

Oh my god

Maguire

@utdreport @StevenRailston

Driving home from work excited to watch porn

I hate this b word

Still the worst account on Twitter

Maybe because that idiot fell down so Mbuemo had no choice but to mark him