Wereing Wolf 🐺

You're just a little submissive anxious girl who wants a dominant man who ravishes your body but honors your heart without being an avoidant mysogonist prick.

She’s pretty chill as far as bat shit crazy women go

“You seem quiet lately what’s on your mind?” Me:

Some people are just worth it

L O L Loving Our Lasagna

I would like Ice-T to know that I am going to vote and to please stop asking his friends to remind me.

Me to my intrusive thoughts

If I kiss you, there won’t be any confusion about what’s on my mind.

Trying to do everything right this time

Treat world with kindness for we are not the only fish in the sea

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but always wear your safety glasses on the job because you can’t hear titties

Not the Double Dunussy

Go ahead and call the cops, I’ll fist them too.

I just want to be in your ear telling you to keep fucking taking it

Dream Job: Retirement

What’s your favorite position? Me: I’m just happy to be involved.