so clean, since like 13! | ben beal & dr.k stan | 🫀aortic dissection survivor | trauma informed | 🎶 music consoomer | former 🌎 #68 SSBM | alt/@str8edgeaddict

Joined March 2020
Replying to @ForrestSSBM
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ready for tipped off
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Delete Granola bro. We're switching to Strawberry. Did you sign up for Pistachio yet? I sent you an invite to our Gingerbread team. Check your inbox on Syrup. You need to make an Iced Vanilla Latte account to access Almond Croissant. Hold on, lemme add you to Chicken Tikka Masala
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“me when i pull the door handle and it shatters” being the first words out of your mouth when this happens is killing me bro. it is insane what social media has done to the way that we speak
A brand-new employee made a smashing start to her career at a Texas salon, as the glass sliding door she was closing exploded into hundreds of tiny pieces, leaving her client and other employees stunned.
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I met the devil, she was cool as fuck. Told me there's so much more to this; undeserving, cutting corners with loneliness. Mornings are a battle, and the nights are even harder, when you're tryna carve a place in something you were never part of.
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What we call “the mind” is often just a small suburb of the body’s distributed intelligence. To unplug it from the body is like uprooting a plant from its soil. Yet that’s largely what we’re doing when we engage with the various virtual worlds the modern world offers us with social media, video games, porn etc.. And it’s a habit that modern society regularly installs in us in various other insidious ways. So much of our society’s journey back to sanity consists simply in making a journey back to living in our bodies.
“Overthinking” could equally be called “underbodying.” When a person’s body is effectively numb, their cognitive mind is basically all they can feel. So there’s nothing else to do but think. As soon as one reconnects to the fullness of their body, thinking automatically becomes less compelling.
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the food poisoning is gone i must log off the game now. from 2 hrs w/ goose
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i got food poisoning and played 2 hrs of melee vs bones at 4am the combo video
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a normal person would just chain in the cave, but i am a jiggly baby and i realize that i can dodge my teammate at the end of his bill instead of the begin and still chain in a good spot and also max damage ts people
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nathan fielder trending. please watch the curse
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there’s a new nathan fielder meta commentary that blurs the lines between documentary filmmaking and narrative storytelling that’s supposed to be nuts
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I did it. I heated up my own leftovers instead of ordering delivery (I'm a chef btw)
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She's so frickin' cute!! Pusheen over Pikachu skin available now: patreon.com/PigsSSBM/posts/p…
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Was doing some Pichu labbing and man... how is THIS Pichu’s hitstun animation AHAHAHA So glad I never have to play this mu. I genuinely wouldnt be able to get over it 😭
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