In case you didn't follow sports today: >🏈Falcons changed their profile picture >🏀Donald Trump demanded LeBron apologize for "disrespecting" the national anthem (vid in replies) >🏀NY Knicks sent employees phishing emails disguised as a championship ring offer & everyone who clicked had to attend a cybersecurity class >🏀Report then leaked that Knicks assistant coaches never get their rings on banner night... they just got empty ring boxes >🏈JD Vance said Ja'Marr Chase told his 6 y/o he had nice gloves: "big day for little 6-year-old Vivek" >🏈Steelers cancelled their fan event in Paris because of the riots >🏀Sixers came back from 29 down to beat the Cavs -biggest comeback of LeBron's career -Sixers fans booed the halftime performer (vid in replies) >🏀Trump staffer Britt McHenry went viral for throwing a drink directly in a fan's face from point-blank range at an NBA game (vid in replies) >🏀Thunder beat the Nuggets 96-84 -Jalen Williams 21, SGA 17, Chet 12 & 17 reb -Jokic held to 13/7/5 & Jamal Murray only scored 6 -SGA’s 141-game streak of scoring 20+ points ended tonight >🏀Legendary Russell Westbrook handshake partner, Cam Payne said playing in the Turkish league is more fun than playing in the NBA >🏀LeBron responded to Trump’s above comments with "It's a slow news day at the office" in a presser have his game >🏀A man charged in the Terry Rozier betting case pleaded guilty to betting on a 2023 Blazers game with inside info from a former player who turned coach... his lawyer said the tip didn't come from Chauncey Billups >🏈Bears beat the Patriots 30-24 on TNF -Caleb Williams 308 yds & 2 TDs, Luther Burden 130 yds & a TD -Cairo Santos mis- 🫪WAIT WHAT *ehm* Cairo Santos hit a 58 yd FG to ice the game -Bears handed out fake mustaches to every fan to honor Mike Ditka -Refs called a penalty nobody has ever seen called (it was on a Ben Johnson trick play, vid in replies) >🏈Justin Herbert got spotted at a store on a beer run, which is funny cuz I thought he had Beer at home >🏈 I stole that joke👆 >🏈JJ Watt signed a multi-year deal to stay CBS's No.1 NFL analyst >🏈Reports broke that "multiple teams" are interested in trading for Jonathan Taylor >🏈C.J. Gardner-Johnson lost his appeal; his 1-game suspension for spitting stands >🏈Hall of Famer Marshall Faulk revealed he was diagnosed with Parkinson's >🏈Rams' Puka Nacua left practice with a calf injury >⚽️Bruno Fernandes' house got burgled while he was playing Como >⚽️Bournemouth beat AC Milan 3-0 in the Europa League after Maignan got sent off for shoving Tyler Adams in the face >⚽️Wayne Rooney said Bruno & the Man United players are acting like "babies" >⚽️Arda Güler signed a new Real Madrid contract until 2032 >⚽️I did a full football recap (linked below) earlier if you wanna check it out👇 >🏒Cooper Black became the tallest goalie in NHL history at 6'9 in his debut (vid in replies) -The Penguins put 4 goals past him in a 4-0 win >🏒Connor McDavid became the 4th player in history to score 30 points through the first 10 games of a season >🏒Former NHL All-Star Ron Duguay passed away at 69 >🏒Canadiens captain Nick Suzuki was ruled out 2-4 weeks >🏒Sharks beat the Senators 6-2 for their first regulation win of the season >🏒Leafs beat the Rangers 5-4 on a goal from Troy Stecher with 26 seconds left >🏒Bobrovsky tied Henrik Lundqvist for the most wins ever by a goalie not from North America (459) >🏒Stars beat the Jets 3-2 -Roope Hintz tied it with 2 mins left & then won it on an OT breakaway >🏒The Kings got outshot 43-26 & still beat the Islanders 3-2 in OT >🏒McDavid & Draisaitl both put up 5 pts in Oilers shootout win vs Canes >🏒Michael DiPietro got his first career shutout in the Bruins' 6-0 win over Nashville >🏒Senators put Linus Ullmark on IR >🏈App State beat JMU 34-31 on a walk-off FG in OT >🏈Texas ruled out Colin Simmons (national sack leader) vs Ole Miss >🏈Utah suspended DT Jamal Wallace while he's being investigated for an alleged rape >Let me know what I missed If you love sports but don't have time to watch every game & sift through endless trash on social media — I post one of these recaps every night... Follow me pookie