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Fan of words, space, science, storytelling, AI, dataviz & infosec. Amateur saxophonist & choral singer. Writer for @anaplan but tweets are my own.

Redwood City, CA
Joined March 2013
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And I believe @chefjoseandres, who is dedicated to serving people in need. Thank you, sir!
This is a lie! Actually @nationalguard has an amazing operation out of Asheville….thousands of them! More helicopters I’ve ever seen in an operation….tones of goods dropped….I see civilian planes landing, civilian helicopters delivering. As @WCKitchen helicopter no issues!
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Re: the hateful comments about Gus Walz, son of @Tim_Walz, by self-professed Christians. NB: 90% of the Christian life is: Don't be mean. Also, do you think Jesus would mock someone with any kind of disability? Remember your Gospels: these are precisely the people Jesus seeks out
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If there's something more positive and uplifting than a picture of the Librarian of Congress hanging out with Clifford the Big Red Dog, I'd be surprised. @Scholastic @LibnOfCongress #NatBookFest
I’m still smiling from ear to ear after this Sat’s #NatBookFest. It made me so happy meeting all of you, our community of readers, who joined us at the convention center and online. Your smiling faces and joyous energy inspires us to host this celebration of books every year.
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This will only be effective if EVERYONE refrains from tweeting (X-ing?) on August 1st a/k/a #TweetlessTuesday. Let's show the owner the POWER OF THE PEOPLE. Honestly, would it kill you to keep your thoughts to yourself for 1 damn day? Read a book! 👀 #August1stTweetOutDay
I am proposing that August 1st be a “Tweet Out” day where blue voters take the day off from tweeting. Think of the revenue lost for Twitter - X if we did that. Best way to affect change with a billionaire is to hit them in the wallet. RT if you are with me. #August1stTweetOutDay
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Beat me to it.
Replying to @Super70sSports
We called em “rat trap” pedals…
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The Apple Weather app on iPhone has given up predicting rain in the SF Bay Area for any period longer than the next 20 minutes.
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Intel cofounder Gordon Moore passes at 94. Best known for coining Moore's law, a prediction about the speed of advances in computer chips that came to explain the exponential improvement of tech of all kinds. Here's the story of how Moore created his law: wired.trib.al/4K0Jipo
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The Balboa, the Vogue, and the newly restored Four Star movie theaters are SF gems. If you love independent movie houses, think about donating a couple of bucks to ensure their survival: gofundme.com/f/save-our-inde…
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Is there a word for when two Tweets appear in a row like this? Seren-twipity, maybe? Thank you @StevePadilla2 and @jachristian
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I hope Vince Guaraldi's heirs get a nice royalty check this time of year.
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Can someone explain why I am doing this in school instead of learning how to use Excel
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If I got these -- the very same shoes I had in 1979 -- would I be able to run a sub-5:30 mile again? dickssportinggoods.com/p/nik…
PC Week, April 23, 1990. The work we do may have changed, but the reasons why WFH is popular remain unchanged. This was pre-internet, folks! #WFH #telecommuting #computerhistory #IT
I started the holiday reading some work by California’s new Poet Laureate, Lee Herrick. poetryfoundation.org/poets/l…
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We like to watch our rocket launches from 22,237 miles up, in geostationary orbit... 😎 Check out this awesome capture from GOES-16 satellite of the #Artemis rocket launch in Florida!! #NASA #NWS 🌎
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Felt by me and the Mrs.
A 2.9 magnitude earthquake occurred 1.86mi S of Half Moon Bay, CA. Details: eqbot.com/6HL Map: eqbot.com/6H3