@Freedom2Bend

PHD from the Fart school, Grand Wizard, Yakub's Top Guy, Yacht Owner, why is the rum always gone? Kegal professor, Hotty Toddy

 Tel Aviv
Joined September 2025
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THIS ACCOUNT IS 100% SATIRE. It's Posts are meant to funny and humorous any and all content should not be viewed by anyone.
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Impregnating my deer wife Groyper
Noah Kahan Archive@KahanArchiveOct 26
I think some people just shouldn’t be allowed to be parents
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Random classics from yesterday
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I need a small loan of 10 billion
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Yall think Tonnie robbins would let put a bridle on him and ride him around corral
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Kalshi
@Kalshi6h
BREAKING: Nearly all jobs added since Trump took office have gone to women
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The Cobb@TheCornCobbler21h
jerk your corn for me
Josh Barzon
@JoshuaBarzonOct 27
I didn’t believe it, so I had to look it up. It’s real.
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When can I get lazer eyes
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prorok@tnwdprorokOct 26
Happy Birthday Hilary!
Hillary Clinton
@HillaryClinton26 Oct 2016
Happy birthday to this future president.
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Men shouldn't wear lace under any circumstance
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kamina
@kaminax_Oct 26
The black gentleman at my local Wendy’s always calls me sir, is extremely well mannered, and always loads up my bag with extra sauces and napkins
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Tf did i do?
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I'm blocked
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Washingtons ghost
@washghost1Oct 24
This is what teachers think about your white sons if you have them in public schools
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I wish girls were real
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Using my gun to scratch my massive nuts
Fatmireplay2muchbruhh@CrapmireOct 26
using my gun to scratch my anus
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Happy Monday fellas guy and gals; Kill it
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Rural Texas continues to surprise me
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Why do gals care about a man's glutes?
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I never thought id see one of these
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