To the Most Distinguished Mr. Peter, My Dearest Peter, It is with the utmost pleasure and a heart full of admiration that I pen this little note to you. One must admit, it is not every day that a gentleman’s announcement catches the attention of a lady, and yet, here I am, hoping that fate might be kind enough to grant me an audience with you. I daresay that a gentleman of your standing deserves an intern of exceptional charm, unwavering dedication, and, naturally, a face that would make even Lady Whistledown pause her writing for a moment. Fortunately, I happen to possess these qualities in rather generous measure. And so, my dear Peter, with the boldness of a lady who knows what she desires, I would be delighted to be employed for the position of your intern. I assure you that I shall serve with diligence, enthusiasm, and a smile so lovely that even the most demanding of gentlemen might find himself looking forward to our next meeting. I do hope you shall give my humble application the consideration it deserves, for I would hate for such a promising arrangement to be lost to the unfortunate circumstances of an overlooked letter. Until fate brings us together, I remain yours in hopeful anticipation. Your stunning intern, Who awaits your most gracious response with a rather charming smile.