Joined July 2017
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the poop doesn’t fall far from the pee
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Idk man people get paid to clean these sites and they still don't do a good job. This is one of the trends that doesn't need hate tbh.
This “Pimp my tombstone” video is your daily reminder for why you shouldn’t have TikTok on a phone unless you want to retain some grey matter
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How are people talking about Elon being dedicated to his job but when I sleep at work people call me lazy 🥱
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Tweeting while the pain is still fresh on my mind. Kidney stones are not cool. People that pee on nets to catch their stones are not cool.
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Booted up cisco packet tracer again to go over the basics. Brushed up on my routing protocols like RIP and OSPF. The IOS commands had me glued to documentation I was so lost. I miss the passion I had for networking.
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I have a blood relation with someone that has been asking me for their WiFi password at their home for the last 2 months. People got used to thinking you will always get up the moment they ask for help. They can't look at other avenues to resolve their own problem. Sucks to suck
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I'm now charging 5$ for factory resetting your router.
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Massa just caught me, my legs short than a bitch I lost all self respect, I sit down when I piss.
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We're proud to announce Heroes of Hammerwatch - Ultimate Edition (includes ALL DLCs) will be coming to #NintendoSwitch (30th) and #XBOXOne (31st) late this month (soon on #PS4). Get ready to enjoy @RealCrackshell indie #pixelart #roguelike #RPG with online Co-Op up to 4 players!
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Rubbing my eyes to gain temporary blindness for a good minute
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I wish psychological horror movies would have better conclusions than a final shot of the main character smiling after a series of unfortunate events. ie; cure for wellness, midsommar
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I've gone thru my Twitter timeline for the day. It's time to get off the toilet.
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Thanks @SteelSeries for the headset and the mousepad! It was a fun contest 😀
Nephew's first bday. He's a slayer.