A side-by-side comparison of Walmart receipts from 2002 and 2026 shows just how much grocery prices have changed over the past two decades.
An attorney arrived home late after a very difficult day trying to get a stay of execution for his client.
His last-minute plea for clemency to the governor had failed, and he was feeling exhausted and depressed.
As soon as he walked through the door, his wife started in on him.
“What time of night do you call this? Where have you been? Dinner is cold, and I’m not reheating it!”
And on and on she went.
Too exhausted to play his usual role in their familiar argument, he poured himself a shot of whiskey and headed upstairs for a long, hot soak in the bathtub, followed by the predictable sarcastic remarks as he made his way up the stairs.
While he was in the bath, the phone rang.
His wife answered and was told that her husband’s client, James Wright, had been granted a stay of execution after all. Wright would not be hanged that night.
Finally realizing what a terrible day her husband must have had, she decided to go upstairs and give him the good news.
As she opened the bathroom door, she was greeted by the sight of her husband, bent over naked, drying his legs and feet.
“They’re not hanging Wright tonight,” she announced.
He spun around and screamed:
“FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, WOMAN, DON’T YOU EVER STOP?!”
A husband walks into Victoria’s Secret to buy his wife a sheer nightgown.
The clerk shows him several options, ranging from $250 to $500. The sheerer the nightgown, the higher the price.
He chooses the sheerest one for $500 and heads home.
He gives it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, try it on, and model it for him.
Upstairs, his wife thinks, “It’s so sheer, it might as well be nothing! I’ll just model it naked, return it tomorrow, and keep the $500 refund for myself.”
She steps out onto the balcony, completely naked, and strikes a pose.
The husband looks up and says, “Good grief! For $500, you’d think they’d at least iron it!”
Happy Saturday loves dancing a little this morning have a beautiful day stay positive things tend float that way once you decide to not let the negative in !
If this really true @FBI @realDonaldTrump
Happy Friday this year I’m gonna be the best me yet. The bar is already pretty low 😂 have funny funky Friday
Everyone is so rip-roaring mad about the Democrats winning, but @ScottPresler kept telling everyone. I can’t blame a lot of people considering that most of the Republicans did nothing.
All I’m going to say is if a snake has two heads, stopping one from biting you doesn’t mean the other head isn’t ready to strike. It doesn’t matter which head it is; you’re still getting bit by two heads on the same snake.
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Shoulder, traps, rear delts & core
12 reps 3xs
Set 1-over head press, weighting rotating crunches 6RtoL 6LtoR, iso rear delt pulls 12R 12L, V openers Lower abs,
Set 2-lateral raises, rope crunches, Y raises, 6 oblique crunches 3ATW R to L 3 L to R
At the end of his sermon each week, Father Richards offers an altar call, inviting anyone who needs prayer to come forward.
Last week, Father Richards gave the invitation and was surprised to see Lee Johnson, a local roustabout, coming forward.
“Brother Lee, what do you need prayer for today?” Father Richards asked.
“My hearing,” Lee answered quietly.
Father Richards placed his hands on either side of Lee’s head and prayed a prayer so beautiful that surely the angels in heaven must have been crying. It was so profound that there were only a few dry eyes left in the congregation.
When he finished, Father Richards removed his hands from Lee’s ears and bellowed, “So, Brother Lee, tell the congregation how your hearing is now!”
Lee answered, “I don’t know, Father. It’s not until next Tuesday.”
Happy thirsty thirsday wishing you a magnificent day. The weekend is close hang on tight God protect us !
A phlebotomist, a personal trainer, and a wedding cake designer started a band together.
They call themselves Blood, Sweat & Tiers.