Triple ant-bite survivor. Norwegian patriot 🇧🇻 truth seeker & strong crypto believer. Ricky Gervais for World Emperor. $ROTATOOR dev.
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A different PumpFun launch, aimed to be a token somewhere inbetween the Stonk meta and the "standard" PF tokens:
IncarnatedIntoChaos retweeted
Tin foil hat time.
My theory is that Binance has had a hole in their balance sheet for a while now.
Today was their last-ditch effort to nuke crypto prices so they could buy back way lower, fill the hole, and maybe even make some money off the top.
They saw prices going up, realized the hole was going to get WAY bigger, and decided to nuke it.
Unfortunately for them, prices didn't drop nearly as much as they needed.
And I'm not buying this story about some random DevOps developer getting hacked and compromising the entire operation.
I've worked in enterprise software engineering. Nobody at companies of this size should have that kind of unilateral access.
Changes to critical infrastructure typically have to go through multiple layers of review. Engineering, security, DBAs, org leadership, etc.
In a properly secured Kubernetes environment, you aren't be able to just waltz into production pods and do whatever.
You're telling me one compromised DevOps engineer had enough access to cause BILLIONS in losses, and there wasn't a single additional control in place to stop it?
You expect me to believe that shit?
Something doesn't add up.
This is speculation, obviously.
IncarnatedIntoChaos retweeted
Collecting Robinhood Hats - $RHSTRAT teapawt.org/i/broadcasts/2QnmAPrlN…
IncarnatedIntoChaos retweeted
When I proved a key Binance Developer was behind the FTX exploit, and then they tried to murder me for sharing the proof, agencies, and the people, should have listened. 👇
Here is an image of the Breadcrumbs.app crypto flow map showing where the newly stolen 399 Eth went. It ends up going to 0x410e, a wallet originally funded/created by the @binance Deposit Funder wallet. I will go deeper into that later in the thread.
11/🧵
IncarnatedIntoChaos retweeted
Introducing fluke.
Long or short any Hyperliquid address. With SOL. Instantly.
Hyperliquid is fully public. Every position of every whale is on-chain for anyone to see. Until now all you could do was watch them win or lose. On fluke you can finally bet on them, or against them.
What it is:
fluke turns every Hyperliquid account into a chart. When the whale makes money, the chart goes up. When it loses, the chart goes down. Paste any Hyperliquid address (a top trader, a fund, a famous wallet), pick a side, and you’re in. No Hyperliquid account needed, no bridging, no USDC. Just SOL.
How it works:
→ Deposit SOL from your wallet. It shows up in seconds.
→ Paste any Hyperliquid address, or pick a whale from the board.
→ Go long or short at 2x, 5x or 10x. It fills instantly at the whale’s live value.
→ Your P&L moves live with the whale. If the whale’s account drops 10%, your 2x short is up about 20%.
→ Close whenever you want. Withdraw to your wallet any time.
Every whale is a chart:
The chart moves only with the whale’s trading: its perps, its spot, its staked HYPE, priced live from Hyperliquid’s own feed. Deposits and withdrawals never move it, so nobody can pump a chart by adding money.
Why you always get filled:
Every trade is taken by the fluke pool. It’s the other side of every long and every short, so you never wait for a counterparty. 80% of every trading fee goes back into the pool.
Why it’s built to be fair:
→ Every fill checks the live value against its 30-second average, so being a second faster than us doesn’t pay.
→ A whale running over 10x can’t take new trades until it calms down.
→ You can only ever lose what you put in. No debt, ever.
→ Every deposit and withdrawal is a real Solana transaction you can check on Solscan.
Where it goes from here:
80% of trading fees and 80% of $Fluke fees flow straight into the pool. A deeper pool means bigger positions and more whales open at once. More volume, more depth, more traders.
Live now at usefluke.xyz
IncarnatedIntoChaos retweeted
I sit in VCs with Cupseyy Dior and Cap a lot while going about my day. Those guys know there are plenty of days where I'm out delivering Uber Eats just to stay humble and remind myself where I came from.
I'll literally be making deliveries, checking charts on my phone and aping into plays I believe are undervalued and deserve to go higher.
Today, a bunch of the other guys in my GC found out I still deliver Uber Eats and genuinely couldn't believe it lmao. The funny thing is, some of the most interesting people I've met and connections I've made have come from doing Uber.
I've met people with millions who treat a janitor with the same respect they'd give a CEO, and I've met people who made their first $100k and suddenly think the world owes them something.
That difference in character tells you everything.
I literally met the fund manager for Royal Bank of Canada through Uber. We got talking, built a genuine connection, and the dude ended up buying the same Porsche I drove him in HAHAHA. We're still friends and chat from time to time.
You genuinely never know who you're going to meet or what opportunities a simple conversation can lead to. That's something I've learned to appreciate so much.
But here's something I've always believed:
Never let the money you make convince you that you're above the work that made you who you are.
I don't drive uber because I have to. I do it because I never want to become the kind of person who forgets what an honest day's work feels like.
There's something incredibly grounding about doing ordinary things, meeting people from completely different walks of life and realizing that everyone has their own story, struggles and ambitions.
Money should give you freedom, not a superiority complex.
No matter how successful I become, I never want to lose the ability to connect with people or forget the value of a dollar.
There's absolutely no shame in hard work. The real shame is believing you've become too important to do it.
IncarnatedIntoChaos retweeted
solana:3c7mmVSyEH8jfZXgxvpLsETtko1Y16DyRJ5XYB4snhGt looking primed for takeoff.
IncarnatedIntoChaos retweeted
Do you guys remember the OG project went to 8M cap and price of hats reached 10M? A based developer has relaunched the project and is an OSRS OG, one of the wealthiest players in the game. He is focused on making this project even better than the OG, simply because he can. If you knew him, you would ape size.
IncarnatedIntoChaos retweeted
We're back live on stream collecting robin hood hats!
We want to collect loads more today so hop on and help us with our goal.
We just like the hat.
#OSRS #Robinhood
This will crime hard. Goated dev. Titanium strong narra. Big players sniffing. DYOR.
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IncarnatedIntoChaos retweeted
Joe Rogan figured it might just be a conspiracy theory that AI companies were secretly buying millions of books, scanning them, and destroying the originals.
Then Jamie looked it up. It’s 100% real.
ROGAN: “Oh my god, it’s true.”
The deeper they dug, the more upset Rogan got.
Anthropic had an internal code name for the operation: “Project Panama.”
THE INTERNAL MEMO SAID:
“Project Panama is our effort to destructively scan all the books in the world.”
“We don’t want it to be known that we are working on this.”
ROGAN’S REACTION:
“Meaning they know that they’re doing something that will cause people to f***ing freak out and revolt.”
“The training data is other people’s work. It’s books. That’s what’s insane.”
“The idea that you could… burn all the books so that your company succeeds and other ones don’t is the problem we’re talking about.”
WHAT HAPPENED:
Anthropic needed a mountain of books to train its AI. So it bought millions of them. Workers cut the spines off, scanned every page, and threw the books out when they were done.
They wanted to keep this a secret, but then a group of authors sued in a case known as Bartz v. Anthropic. To Rogan’s dismay, the judge ruled the scanning was “fair use,” so Anthropic was allowed to do it.
Where the company got in trouble was the pirated stuff. On top of the books it bought, Anthropic had downloaded millions more from pirate sites for free, and the judge wouldn’t let that go.
That ended up costing them $1.5 billion, the biggest copyright settlement in U.S. history, or about $3,000 per pirated book.
IncarnatedIntoChaos retweeted
Adam Carolla tells The Atlantic to “F*CK OFF” and “EAT SH*T” for demanding you forgive the people who tried to destroy your life over a COVID shot.
He shows their previous headlines on the screen, and it’s not pretty.
CAROLLA: “Of course all the people who wanted everyone drawn and quartered for not getting vaccinated or wearing a mask want a f*cking amnesty.”
“Suck my dick, f*ck off, Atlantic, and eat sh*t, because you guys all deserve whatever the f*ck you’re getting.”
“BUT THE MAIN THING YOU’RE GETTING IS NO ONE’S GOING TO LISTEN TO YOU EVER AGAIN.”
THE ATLANTIC THEN:
“The Anti-Vaccine Right Brought Human Sacrifice to America”
“Unvaccinated People Need to Bear the Burden”
“Vaccine Refusers Don’t Get to Dictate Terms Anymore”
“Some Americans No Longer Believe in the Common Good”
THE ATLANTIC, YEARS LATER:
“Let’s Declare a Pandemic Amnesty”
“We need to forgive one another for what we did and said when we were in the dark about COVID.”
First of all, forgiveness comes AFTER you apologize.
Your headline should be “We’re sorry. We acted like monsters.” Not “we were in the dark about COVID” and didn’t know any better.
You didn’t know any better because you CENSORED people like us.
Screw off Atlantic. No Amnesty.
IncarnatedIntoChaos retweeted
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I was telling @Deadready845 and @TophDotArt we should let people submit art for merch….
This would be dope 💯🔥
This is my perception as well. I predict a very strong Q4, building into 2027.
🚨 KEVIN WARSH JUST STOPPED MARKETS FROM CRASHING
Everyone was expecting an ultra hawkish Fed, but Kevin Warsh did the opposite.
He clearly stated that inflation is very high, but he didn't confirm a December rate hike.
Kevin Warsh said consumers are suffering, but he also said the Fed has no firm conclusion about the future's monetary policy.
Kevin Warsh also highlighted the growing economy and decent job market as a way of saying that the economy is strong.
But why is the Fed not becoming too hawkish?
The reason is that a big part of inflation is due to geopolitical war, which the Fed can't control.
And hiking too aggressively here could kill the demand, which will push the economy into recession.
IncarnatedIntoChaos retweeted
as some of you know I was one of the earliest whales of solana:3c7mmVSyEH8jfZXgxvpLsETtko1Y16DyRJ5XYB4snhGt
i took the last few weeks off of the market while focusing on business
i came back to the community building its own launchpad, game ecosystem, and flipping its token pair solana:HTmQz7My6MehV7bjhJ6jde8nDND1yvsz68d24LP7YgUQ
RuneScape is my favorite video game of all time
Santa Hats are universally recognized
solana:6GmAFSYs4gk3FDao5FzzySQpPZaWsa4rUJHacpMpUNgx coins have been brutalized for months now
People are starting to desire a shift and sentiment is rock bottom low
This is the community I’m betting on
Will not be surprised to see $SANTA at $10M+ by December
IncarnatedIntoChaos retweeted
one of the top cabal groups called me this morning
they said they were rallying back all the OGs
market sentiment was too negative
they shared the data
they shared the facts
they said Q4 is going to see ATHs
you’ve been warned
IncarnatedIntoChaos retweeted
it's only day 1 of pumpfun's $2.5M competition and we're already getting controversy?
so apparently here's what happened:
- @dtrain22k's squad climbed to #1, mainly from holding a token called Fuck Pumpfun (solana:3hQ7oAYxPtLXA9ifPc3K8E15CGFVxSaby3NEDo6xK9y4)
- once they hit #1, their PNL got wiped and they dropped to around #492
- pumpfun claimed the token was heavily bundled, with around 80% of the supply concentrated
- but it wasn't. the the tokens were meant to be airdropped to charter holders through @standard_rsv system
- apparently the TOS changed to exclude EVM tokens, even though that wasn't mentioned before
- after getting called out, pumpfun said those were outdated TOS and clarified that EVM tokens ARE allowed
yeah ok. i'm sure the competition is totally fair and the rules are being applied equally to everyone, including their paid KOLs ofc 🫣
yeah nothing to see here.
We just got disqualified. I read the T&C front to back last week. It made no mention of EVM coins. It said no perps or collectibles.
Now it conveniently says no evm coins hahahahhahahaha.
Fuck pumpfun.
“Join our trading competition but it has to be Solana only but we are the greatest cross chain trading app. Please use our app for cross chain bro it’s so fast bro but sorry not for this tournament where we are giving out money to ppl on our payroll.”
Hahahahhahahha.
It’s always been a rigged game.
