well, he's not a news guy anymore either. Drank the Trump Kool-Aid. Embarrassing himself at this point

This was sick. All 5 UK players caught ball watching while Nowell sliced them up to deliver the dime

50? People are saying that's not that old. Lots of people are saying that.

So I'm clear, you drink hotel room coffee?

well....k-state.edu/media/newsreleas… of note it says "the maximum available single award of $25 million"

Was thinking the same thing. The football move is literally "hold on to the ball" in that scenario. How can it be both?

Gold Knoxville ball picks it off like a pigeon to a Randy Johnson fastball. Hey China, if you don't know what Randy Johnson can do to a pigeon, you better look it up, and abort.

The Knoxville gold tower thing looks like a golf ball on a tee. Call Paul Bunyan, swap the axe for a Ping 7 iron and tell him he's got honors.

Pointing a camera at Knoxville is a move they would soon regret. That gold ball thing on a stick will reflect the light of a million suns at it, melting the camera sensors. Didn't think it through and it's gonna cost em: One balloon.

If it makes it through Missouri, there's no way it gets through Tennessee. They'll play their banjos loud enough to create a synchronous audio wave upward, destroying the sensitive equipment on board.

The problem is trying to recover it for analysis because it will be salvaged almost immediately as a roof, still, or repurposed as a Mizzou campus safe space. Seems a small price to pay for freedom.

Simple fix: Just tell Missouri ppl the coordinates. It WILL be shot down with the force of 6 million hillbillies.

I'll tell you why. They WANT the Chinese to see the most remote and frozen parts of the US. Once they see we have bigfoots everywhere along the path, and realize they are actually a top secret project, they will never approach our soil. Oops, I gave away the "big secret"

Is this how a war really gets started? A balloon? I'm sure the US anticipated this and developed superior balloons. WE WILL LAUNCH OUR OWN BALLOON OVER THE U.S.! Our drone balloons could shoot it down...someone tell me why they haven't already.

Why a balloon when they have satellites? Will cameras closer to the ground give them more detail? On what exactly? The missile silo operator's brand of shoes? Guess what...the shoes are from China. You don't need a balloon to know that, dumbasses.

I have soooo many thoughts on this Chinese balloon alert. A thread:

I identify as outerwear and take offense at your suggestion that *we* have anything to do with Mr. Phil's meteorological conclusions. You can't just paint a broad brush on all outerwear. We just want to be seen. And worn.

It's easy to hate the Raiders. See? I'm doing it right now.