Baptist, Conservative, College Student, Alaskan, Proud Southpaw, Autopapist, 20, Single

Alaska, USA
Joined July 2024
Sometimes I hate my brain. If it's not one thing it's another. Wallowing in self pity or I'm completely unable to focus. Hey it can even manage both at the same time.
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Free my boy.
🇺🇸 In Virginia, a 64-year-old man was charged after he taped his wife to a chair in the basement so he could watch football upstairs. Terry Ward was arrested last Sunday night in Richmond after officers responded to a domestic call. According to the criminal complaint, his wife said he used tape to restrain her to a chair in the basement. Ward admitted he tied her up and left her there. She had marks and tape residue on both arms and told police she had been restrained for up to 45 minutes. He faces felony abduction and misdemeanor assault on a family member He is due in court on November 10.
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Futuristic_Fudge retweeted
Hockey allowing players to beat the shit out of each other is one of the last remnants of soul in this castrated civilization
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It's probably the RedBull and two cups of coffee, but I lowkenuinely might be manic. I haven't felt this energized in months.
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Latin is basically word math and its both beautiful and hellish.
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Women’s reactions to this are completely unsurprising after the Cornell thing They are not simply “equal” they are some special other thing that is super equal
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Got my butt grabbed by a random woman at the mall today. Ik it's sexual assualt and everything but I'm gonna be riding this high for a while.
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There's one reason so many people are pushing the trades, and it's because they want to inflate those workforces so they can drive down wages. It is absolutely not a coincidence that electrical was pushed so hard a few years ago just as data centers became big business.
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Every good HBO show is required to have at least one scene of unnecessary nudity. (See also, True Detective S1)
Has anyone ever explained why HBO invented a scene where all of the miners working at Chernobyl have to get naked? This never happened.
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I think a big reason the older gens hated Anakin as a character and how Hayden preformed him is becuase they didn't understand him. Anakin is simultaneously a hero and a loser. He's much more complicated than any of the OG main characters.
Went back to read reviews of Star Wars Episode 3 from 2005-2006 and the most striking thing i found in these reviews is just how much they disliked Hayden Christensen as Anakin It's legit one of the biggest complains that constantly comes up in these olds forum posts and blogs
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And they were also the only generation to be made HAPPIER by the pandemic.
Boomers keep getting happier while literally everyone else does not
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Boomers keep getting happier while literally everyone else does not
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I mentioned that Prohibitionism was largely driven by hysteria and a female friend got very mad at me, lol.
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The guy can't follow through on one damn thing.
BREAKING: President Trump announces the firing squad execution of Fort Hood mass shooter Nidal Hasan will not be livestreamed.
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Thousands of people are dying from driving *too slow*, and I know this because I'm shooting and killing them
Limiting cars to a maximum speed of 80 mph would save thousands of lives with no drawbacks BUT it would make the worst people in America very mad
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Futuristic_Fudge retweeted
Replying to @megbasham
A tiger is actually more valuable than a lot of people.
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The total stranger dies in that scenario every time. It's crazy to think people like this exist, such a different type of mind. Very cold.
Dennis Prager used to toss out this example to illustrate the human disfunction when it came to their over fixation on pets. He would ask, "If a total stranger and your dog were drowning, and you can only save one, which one would it be?" If you say your dog, you have a broken moral compass. (Which we as Christians know to be the noetic effects of the fall).
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Why does Wizards of the Coast always do Secret Lair drops in the middle of the work day? By the time I clocked out the new drop was completely sold out.
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Futuristic_Fudge retweeted
Nobody has ever finished a game on an emulator
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Forgot my medication pill issue
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