Ned Flanders

Every blow dealer in Oxford is shitting their pants rn #coke

You know it’s a rough morning when you wake up at lambda in full face paint

It feels pretty fucking cool #ferda

Picture perfect

Boutta shit on this bus and make everyone feel my wrath #fart

Me and @BryanWooTangg met up just missing @crackerback69

Ned is drunk

This game will determine my mood for the rest of the day #setthetone

I love pledges

Honestly feel bad for my neighbors because there isn’t a night we aren’t on the porch blasting music till 4 am

I was gonna fade class today. If that was real and I got shot I would’ve been PISSED

Auto bid in 10 years. This kids gonna love bag #bid

Edna is out on the prowl watch out

Gotta keep the brain active #academicweapon

I’ve never seen Batman and Ned in the same room #wheresrachel

Ned is gonna overtake the South #shoutoutteunion

He’s looking at me isn’t he #bob

Jane doe just opened up a tab at CJs come drink #cornell

Cornell 7, 67, Wemby is 7’7, give me the fucking GUARDIANS TO WIN THE WORLD SERIES IN 7 #fuckem

Back to the basics #runthedamnball

Mother fucker pulls up for his first alumni weekend wearing Burberry and thinks he’s him #rape