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how marvel rivals finna be in season 10

when I'm in a making bad financial decisions competition and i won

Playing Jenga with sticks of RAM because fuck Sam Altman.

is family guy just cocomelon for 30 yr old white dudes

it's a bit strange how job interviews are social rituals where both people are lying to each other and they both know the other is lying but if the interviewee ever makes the mistake of being honest they instantly lose

she jack on my lantern til i o

Rudy Gobert move like he’s borrowing his body from someone else

Check your kid’s Halloween candy tonight, I just found a weapon in mine 🤦‍♂️

Had no candy to give out to the trick or treaters so I let them each take a hit from my vape

Real purpose for heated seats fr😭

Genetics loads the gun, the environment pulls the trigger

I’ve read so much about the dangers of alcohol that I’ve decided to quit reading.

You can smoke as many cigarettes as you want but you'll never feel as warm as you felt in her hug

plankton was after the formula whole time SpongeBob was the secret ingredient

the universe rewards you when you talk your shit.

Being rude must be a job requirement for TSA

How much weight is a reggaeton?

Spirit Halloween is just the Fortnite shop irl

You a different breed of person if you can eat a raw uncooked pop tart

Children are born knowing Michael Jackson songs

41/42 year old LeBron James is Prime Draymond Green.