A decade in startups | A decade in nonprofits | A decade in Asia | A decade in crypto | A decade in vinyl

Austin, TX
Joined January 2022
Well said …
Barack Obama tells smooth lies and Donald Trump tells blunt truths. Simple.
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Honest question … Have you visited Darth Vader’s tomb? 😂
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Have you been rugged by socialism?
JUST IN: 🇧🇷 Over $200,000,000,000 wiped out from the Brazil stock market at open after Lula da Silva wins Brazil's presidential election, defeating Flávio Bolsonaro.
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Happy birthday @HillaryClinton ! 🎉
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Funky Beach retweeted
Hell YEAH! 😆😆👊🏻👊🏻🇺🇸🇺🇸
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Game changer … @XMoney is the future …
JUST IN: Elon Musk reveals 𝕏 will soon let users send $1 payments directly through the Like button, powered by 𝕏 Money.
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If you need weed delivered to you at 10:45pm … I got news for you … Your sleep patterns are a disaster … circadian rhythms are way off Your physical health is on the decline … long term you will have a higher probability of chronic illness Your mental health is deteriorating … chronic anxiety increasing … self-inflicted early dementia is near …
JUST IN: Rhode Island officially approves late-night cannabis delivery until 11 PM, allowing dispensaries to send marijuana directly to customers' doorsteps.
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One of the funniest things about 𝕏 is watching two anonymous accounts with cartoon profile pictures get into a heated argument about who's more successful in real life
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Funky Beach retweeted
The Democrats on November 4th ⬇️
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60 votes in Congress … The 22nd amendment is ratified to allow for more than two terms … Trump becomes only the second President to serve three terms … People aren’t ready for this … Bookmark it …
What I would like to see happen in the Senate midterms.
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Gas prices are Temporary. Communism is Forever.
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Make no mistake … These people hate you … They hate your values … They hate your successes … They celebrate your failures … And they will celebrate your death … they may even willingly participate
Round 2 of Daniel Tobin, the gay Republican on the left, who goes undercover by dressing up in normal leftist attire and exposing how the majority of the left is comprised of nothing more than hypocritical and heavily brainwashed lemmings.
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This should terrify you … Apple can deactivate your phone remotely … Tesla can deactivate your vehicle remotely … Chase can deactivate your bank account remotely … Only the paranoid survive … plan accordingly …
JUST IN: Apple deactivates iPhones stolen during the riots in France, displaying warnings that the devices are being tracked & authorities will be alerted.
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Hear me out … Peptides are poison … You have no clue where they are made … I’ve been to these factories … Enjoy the short term gains … but get ready for the long term health consequences …
JUST IN: FDA warns Chinese manufacturers who previously made fentanyl ingredients are now selling black-market looksmaxxing peptides to Americans.
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Fuck the entire Bush family honestly.
BREAKING: Brother of George W. Bush, Neil Bush, says that he voted for James Talarico
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I never voted for a Bush … not once But I am so glad democrats are voting with the Bush family … We are coming full circle … hypocrites, liars and traitors at an all time high in 2026 …
BREAKING: Brother of George W. Bush, Neil Bush, says that he voted for James Talarico
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Some people on 𝕏 put more effort into pretending they're successful than it would take to actually become successful
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This is what television does to you … People want what they believe they don’t have … Television makes you think … the grass is greener on the other side … Until you get everything you “want” … and you find out … you are still miserable
Replying to @ShillTurner
I live in Texas because my family is here traditionally over the years I’ve voted independent, but seeing the way they have limited healthcare, underfunded public schools, the awful state of our infrastructure and now they are banning THC after it was legalized which will destroy small business all because they are lobbied by big alcohol I’m voting for people that are more progressive than far leftist, which is more me if you look at the specifics of the changes that both of these candidates want you can see the difference I fundamentally don’t agree with the way states like California handle their business but also we have huge problems that are not being addressed by our current leaders that are becoming in some cases life threatening issues, specifically when it comes to the power grid and thousands of Texans losing power and even dying when the weather changes even slightly so it’s not me just wanting it to change all the way, I just want to see us become better and even more independent and feel like our leadership is not prioritizing initiatives due to being lobbied by big companies hope that helps you understand as a lifelong Texan where I’m coming from
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