God created the world in 7days and it took 9months to create me.... so I'm clearly a big deal. 💌 [email protected]

Nigeria
Joined May 2011
Where am i chatting from? Ondo City Where do I reside? Ondo City What's my profession? No Profession What work do I do? I'm jobless How old are* me? 55 years old Are you married? Yes, with 5 children I DON'T STAY IN LAGOS!!! Making this my Pin, ema fi questions pa mi 😂
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My supervisor has been praising me oh 😂. I read a forwarded message about me and my day went from 30 to 99 real quick. Just 2 Ekiti people with the 1 tryna stress me 😒
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You just collect your salary Abi 😂😂
I'm in the mood to cook for people who will eat... Say stir fried Penne pasta, and chicken but the eaters will bring all the ingredients. I have gas, water, plate and energy 🌚
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Thank you very much for that question. You see, this question you just asked is the reason why the chicken shouldn't cross the road
Why are you so scared to give love a chance? Take 🎤 and answer.
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My dad got me two bulbs that changes colours and one that changes to blue and I dashed them out cos I thought I didn't need it. Now, I'm thinking of buying it back cos the light in this room is too bright 🙂‍↔️
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Got attracted to these cos of their colours, tasted them and it's so so nice. It's pure oil too
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Apc billboards dey always resemble threat. “Expect more” “We are not done” “You will see something you have never seen before” Oginikwa🥲🥲
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I'm in the mood to cook for people who will eat... Say stir fried Penne pasta, and chicken but the eaters will bring all the ingredients. I have gas, water, plate and energy 🌚
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How many husbands did you lose to come to this conclusion?
There’s nothing wrong with coming out every morning to see your husband’s grave sha. It should be comforting actually.
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I look financially stable until you ask me for money, na then you go realize say na spirit of contentment I get. Na fake life I dey live.
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“THIS WONT STAY LONG” 🫵🏾 Howo SinoTruk -371 2015 Model Registered ✅ Manual Transmission ✅ Engine condition ✅ Tipping bucket ✅ Service the engine, and do a panel beating work on the bumper and respray. 🏷️N18,000,000
I’m inspecting one Nigerian used howo truck, it’s clean won’t lie to you for a registered used truck. And trust Ali, the price won’t tear your pocket at all.. I would need yall help to push it…
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4pc Quilted Fabric Storage Box set. Set includes 1 small size dimensions: L27xB21xH11cm and 3mini sizes dimensions: L19x14x10cm. 23000
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Continuing to give access to people that add zero value to you but keep stressing you or acting entitled to your attention, is like leaving your window open but complaining about mosquitoes. One day you will get up and shut the window when you're serious. You are the prize.
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I enjoy discovering accounts that have blocked me…
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Spreaded ko, Spreadsheet ni 😂
God never told you not to have sex with someone who is not your husband or wife - when you are not married. He never commanded anyone to be celibate. Those are the traditions of men being spreaded as the laws of God, by devils masquerading as ministers of God.
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Your surname is Gbobo, what does it mean please? xitter.cf/big_temss_/status/2114…
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