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Donald Trump never made Wharton’s Dean’s List. He never graduated with honors. The 1968 commencement program from the University of Pennsylvania lists every cum laude, magna cum laude and summa cum laude student in his class, and his name isn’t on it. Decades of Trump insisting he finished first in his class turned out to be a goddamn lie nobody bothered to check until reporters finally pulled the actual paperwork. Jared Kushner got into Harvard the same way. His father Charles Kushner pledged $2.5 million to the school in 1998, paid out in yearly installments of $250k, and Jared was accepted the following year. Administrators at his high school told journalist Daniel Golden his grades and test scores didn’t come close to warranting it. Kushner Companies calls the connection false. The check cleared anyway. Jim Jordan earned a law degree from Capital University in 2001. He never took the bar exam. He’s spent years running the House Judiciary Committee, lecturing witnesses and prosecutors about the law, and he’s not a licensed attorney in any state. Nobody stopped him. Nobody in his own party seems to give a damn. Rand Paul let his real ophthalmology certification from the American Board of Ophthalmology lapse in 2005. So he founded his own certifying board, named himself president, put his wife and father in law in charge, and called himself board certified for over a decade. The board he invented wasn’t recognized by the American Board of Medical Specialties, the American Medical Association or the state of Kentucky. Mike Johnson took a job in 2010 as founding dean of a law school in Shreveport, Louisiana. He gave a speech about how it couldn’t fail. It never enrolled a single student. It never opened its doors. It collapsed after the accreditation fell through, and Johnson doesn’t bring it up these days. Sources: Daily Pennsylvanian, ProPublica, Punchbowl News, Snopes, Associated Press See less StoryLeather Sponsored ·Which combo says you? Pick your Otto woven hobo bag and more bag styles from our leather collection — handmade to order. Use code FB20 for 20% off.📷📷📷📷📷📷📷📷📷📷 Reels Global Knitting & Crochet Community · 4h ·Patricia Karen James ·4 hours agoMonday 9 November 2026 at 09:36 I genuinely can’t tell if I love this because I made it… Be honest what would you rate it out of 10? Sponsored Shared to your profile
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🚨Trump’s press conference descends into absolute pandemonium as he attacks Kaitlan Collins: TRUMP: “Massie's a loser, just like you're a loser at CNN, just like your ratings are a loser. Massie is a loser, stone cold loser.” He’s losing his mind over what’s happening and it’s glorious.
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BREAKING: JACK SMITH UNDER OATH: “Our investigation developed proof beyond a reasonable doubt that President Trump engaged in serious crimes against our nation.”
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🚨 BREAKING: MOSCOW TRIED TO FLEX, ELON MUSK JUST DROPPED A TOTAL ORBITAL BLACKOUT! 🚀🇷🇺💥 🇷🇺 Vladimir Putin: "Elon Musk, your Starlink constellations operating along our border zones violate national security! Ground those telemetry signals immediately, or we will deploy orbital jammer arrays and seize all SpaceX domestic assets!" 🇷🇺😡⚡ 🚀 Elon Musk: "You confused terrestrial borders with low-Earth orbit. In space, satellite constellations don't bow to Kremlin decrees. Try deploying your jammers—your operators can write all the warnings they want, but your regional logistics will collapse without high-speed telemetry." 🚀💪🔥 🇷🇺 Vladimir Putin: "We will freeze all SpaceX commercial accounts across Eurasia and target your satellite ground relays!" 🇷🇺⚠️🛑 🚀 Elon Musk: "Freeze whatever accounts you like, Vladimir! The moment your order goes live, SpaceX software locks orbital telemetry feeds for foreign maritime shipping hubs. Good luck guiding commercial fleets through Arctic storms on pitch-black screens!" 🚀⚔️💀📉
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Los ataques ucranianos 🇺🇦 contra las refinerías rusas 🇷🇺 están provocando daños muy significativos. En las últimas dos semanas, el ejército ucraniano 🇺🇦 ha logrado atacar ocho refinerías rusas 🇷🇺, las cuales tienen una capacidad nominal de procesamiento combinado de ~98 millones de toneladas de petróleo al año. Además, los ataques ucranianos 🇺🇦 contra la infraestructura petrolera rusa 🇷🇺 provocan estragos muy importantes por tres motivos principales: —Destrucción de unidades críticas: Los drones ucranianos 🇺🇦 apuntan a las torres de destilación primaria de crudo. Sin estas piezas centrales, las refinería rusas 🇷🇺 se quedan inoperativas. —Falta de repuestos: Gran parte de la maquinaria utilizada por las refinerías rusas 🇷🇺 es occidental. Debido a las sanciones internacionales, Moscú 🇷🇺 carece en gran parte de acceso a componentes de reemplazo y técnicos especializados, lo que convierte reparaciones de semanas en parones de meses. —Saturación de la defensa aérea. La frecuencia de los ataques ucranianos🇺🇦, que incluyen oleadas de cientos de drones, obliga al ejército ruso 🇷🇺 a dispersar sus sistemas antiaéreos. El propio Vladimir Putin 🇷🇺 reconoció hace varias semanas que la campaña ucraniana 🇺🇦 contra las refinerías rusas 🇷🇺de petróleo le había costado a Rusia 🇷🇺 aproximadamente el 1% de su PIB, aunque es muy probable que el dato sea muy superior.
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TRUMP JUST FLIPPED OUT ON MSNOW FOR ASKING ABOUT PUTIN 🤯 Reporter: Putin has "repeatedly ignored your demands..." Trump: "Who you with?... MSNOW? It's a fake... Used to be MSDNC... You're a fake network." Tough on Putin? Nope. Tough on the reporter who asked about
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Marine Le Pen n’a jamais vécu au Smic. Et il faut croire que ses indemnités parlementaires ne lui suffisaient pas, puisqu’elle a même été condamnée pour détournement de fonds publics. Alors qu’elle vienne donner des leçons aux Français qui veulent voir leur Smic augmenter, ce n'est pas décent. Elle montre à nouveau que le RN est une arnaque sociale.
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We are approaching a scale of corruption exposure without historical precedent. It looks like Donald Trump Jr. and Jared Kushner will be investigated by the House Oversight Committee over their foreign financial ties. “ this is the most corrupt family to ever be in the Oval Office, the White House,” Chairman Robert Garcia
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- Alexander Stubb: " I think we need to make clear to the Russians and everyone else that there are a few things that are completely off the table in these negotiations. One is EU membership. It is not Russia who decides on EU membership. It is the European Union who does that. Two is NATO. It is not Russia that decides on NATO membership. It is the Alliance itself. Three is Ukrainian defence. It is not Russia that decides on what Ukraine has by its border, when, where, and how. And four: European security arrangements ... or order. It’s not Russia that decides on that. We already have a European security order and should stick to it." ................ It should be clear enough! 🤷‍♀️ He is one of the strong leaders.😉 Europe needs more such firm opinions.👍
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BREAKING: CNN just exposed Donald Trump for agreeing to a deal with Canada that had already been negotiated by President Biden. Donald Trump, for all his bluster, received nothing in return. This is yet another example of Trump’s incompetence.
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🚨 WHOA: In a stunning blow to Trump, Republican Rep. Don Bacon says he’s leaning on voting to impeach Pete Hegseth. BACON: I’m not the only one. There’s a bunch of us talking about it… On Iran… Trump never sought bipartisan support, which was a mistake.” MAGA is cracking.
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Российский военкор Сладков поделился своими впечатлениями от современного Донецка. По его словам, после прихода России Донецк превратился в грязный и бедный город с нечищенными улицами, в котором не работают предприятия. До 2014 Донецк был одним из самых ухоженных и успешных городов Украины, который соревновался с Киевом. Теперь же его превратили в грязную провинциальную дыру, от которой даже самих россиян воротит. И это не какая-то русофобская клевета. Это российский пропагандист признает.
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🔴 EXTRAIT D’ANTHOLOGIE Désopilante @MLP_officiel qui ne parvient pas à soutenir le regard du journaliste qui se marre, après qu’elle lui ait débité l’énormité la plus extraordinaire in the world 😂😂 Voir ça et mourir… de rire 😂
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🇺🇸 Trump at 9:00 PM: "I should have won the Nobel more than anybody that ever received it. Nobody settled wars. I settled eight of them." 🇺🇸 Biden at 10:05 PM: "Phew, Our Best President actually started a war against Iran, lost it, and fools everyone by saying he settled it just to win a Nobel. Absolutely crazy." 🤣 Biden is back to form and how 🔥
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📺 🇫🇷 Sur #LCI, @vhugeux : 💬 Quand j'ai découvert le texte de Kushner, une image m'a sauté aux yeux. J'ai imaginé les stratèges de la politique du Kremlin, à l'heure non pas du whisky mais de la vodka le soir, se pinçant. Dis donc Tovaritch, camarade, t'as vu la dernière du tandem Kushner-Vitkoff ? On va au-devant de leur rêve les plus fous. Ensuite, il y a un petit hic dans tout ça, c'est le sort de l'Ukraine. ▶️ Et alors le plus grave, parce qu'au fond la stratégie de Washington aujourd'hui c'est un mélange de cynisme, d'ignorance et de cupidité. Et l'ignorance c'est quoi ? C'est de traiter Poutine, la Russie, comme on traiterait une nation scandinave qui serait inscrite dans le respect du droit et de la parole donnée. Alors qu'on a face à nous quelqu'un qui a fait du mensonge et du cynisme l'essence même de sa politique. ▶️ Et puis dernier point, puisqu'on parlait de casting, pardon, de distribution tout à l'heure, regardons un peu qui est en face de qui. J'en cite juste un de la délégation russe, Vladimir Medinsky, donc historien, ancien ministre de la Culture, ultra nationaliste, révisionniste, l'un des cerveaux d'un roman national fantasmé, etc., nostalgique de l'empire russe et de l'URSS. Et puis n'oublions pas Kirill Dmitriev, conseiller pour les investissements, quelqu'un qui a été formé à Stanford, et Harvard Business School, qui connaît parfaitement les codes, les failles occidentaux. ▶️ Et en face on a quoi ? On a ce tandem de promoteur immobilier et monsieur gendre. Écoutez, on parlait de Teddy Riner tout à l'heure. Eh bien moi ça donne l'impression d'un combat où vous auriez d'un côté du tatami Teddy Riner et de l'autre le Michel Blanc des bronzés. #Trump #Russie #Ukraine #Poutine #Zelensky
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🚨 BREAKING: Facing growing backlash, the Trump administration now says it will NOT release any more Epstein files — even though more than HALF of the 6 million documents remain sealed. Pam Bondi claims the DOJ is “done.” Republicans are revolting: Sen. John Kennedy: “Release everything.” Rep. Nancy Mace: “The days of cover-ups are over.” Lawmakers are now calling it what it is: The Epstein Administration.
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Élection présidentielle : "Si je pensais que Jean-Luc Mélenchon avait une chance de battre Marine Le Pen au second tour, je serais déjà dans sa campagne" @Francois_Ruffin 📺 @Acarrouer
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💥BREAKING 💥 Moscow has lost another instrument of pressure. Moldova has opened a strategic electricity connection to Romania and the European grid. Maia Sandu confirms that Moldova no longer buys Russian gas. Energy blackmail is losing its grip. Europe is becoming the alternative. Sources: obozrevatel.com/ukr/section-… moldpres.md/rus/oficialnyj/l…
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🔴🇩🇪🇪🇺 ALERTE INFO - Le chancelier allemand Friedrich Merz lance un ULTIMATUM à l'Union européenne. L'Allemagne menace de BLOQUER le prochain budget européen de sept ans si TOUS les États membres ne participent pas au financement de l'Ukraine. Selon la Commission européenne, l'Ukraine fait face à un déficit de financement de 70 MILLIARDS D'EUROS pour 2027, malgré les aides déjà programmées. Ce montant comprend notamment des besoins budgétaires et militaires non financés. Bruxelles envisage un nouveau prêt de 45 MILLIARDS D'EUROS pour combler une partie de ce déficit. La Hongrie, la Slovaquie, la République tchèque et la Bulgarie s'opposent à de nouvelles contributions financières. (Source : Financial Times, Euronews, Commission européenne)
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When Donald Trump dies, he will not lay in state at the Capitol. His outcast family will have a wake for him at Mar-a-Lago, they’ll bury him on a golf course, and he’ll go down in history as one of the greatest stains on our nation.
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