Solitude

Take four😇

I feel like I already talk to who I will eventually marry.

Dem dey drag Ekiti since I just dey one side dey observe. Have you been to Kogi State before? That state has produced the most useless Governors in the history of Nigeria. Poor infrastructure, poor healthcare, underpaid staff, poor quality of education and dilapidated schools, I can go on and on. Do you know that there are local government areas in Kogi State that have not seen light in over 10 years? What am I even saying. There are local governments there that have no poles, talk more of wires, banks, or a proper eatery. 21 local government areas of emptiness. Mind you, 80% of the population of that state are devoted APC & Tinubu supporters that is why I don’t even pity them. As a young person who is striving for a better life, there are states you must leave immediately after your primary education, or worse, secondary education. Kogi state is top of the list. Geography is destiny.

You never chop turkey this year but you dey ask me make I explain give you why I think Peter Obi is a better candidate than Tinubu, who is the current president, and the reason you have not been able to afford turkey this year, or eat shawarma without feeling like you have made a financial mistake. Clòwn.

Ducros curry and thyme are the best in the game. You can’t change my mind about this.

This December no be the one for Oblee. As you dey chop Christmas food just the remember say we dey serious danger and na the outcome of that January election go determine if you go get good year for 2027 or not. You cannot out-grind a bad economy. You must vote wisely because you live here and geography is destiny. Let me not even be vague, vote Peter Obi. Be like say this wisely we dey always talk dey confuse some of una.

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My hot take this morning is that those of you who are Seyi Makinde and Sowore supporters are just Tinubu supporters with no balls. You clearly know that the election is between Peter Obi and Tinubu, but since you don’t support Obi and don’t have the balls to publicly support Tinubu, you declare your support for either Seyi Makinde or Sowore, who obviously cannot win the presidential election in January. You just want to divide votes for absolutely no reason. What some of you don’t understand is that the APC desperately needs votes to be divided. I believe Seyi Makinde is a good aspirant, but you and I know that he is not Tinubu’s competition. He doesn’t have what it takes to win the presidential election in January. So tell me, exactly why are you people so desperate to divide the votes? We see through you and the corn in your pocket. All those gimmicks na just fugazzi. We are done pleading with you people to vote wisely. Do as you like. If the country spoils beyond what it is now, all of us will still suffer the consequences. Or do you think I’m the only one who will probably have to buy fuel at ₦2,000 per litre?

Lol, two months to the election, and all of you are gradually showing yourselves. The other day, it was Phyno, Olamide, Seyi Vibez and co. hanging out at a listening party with Seyi Tinubu, who was wearing the City Boy cap. A subtle co-sign. Another time, it was Teni performing at an APC rally. Today, it is your turn. This is an APC rally, if I’m not mistaken. All of you stand for absolutely nothing. Keep accepting gigs from APC and subtly supporting them. You’ll understand the ripple effect on your streams and shows later. You quickly came to Twitter to post this clip yourself before others could post it. All your attempts in the freestyle to make it sound as though you were calling his father out failed woefully because we see through the facade. Nigerian artists, the lot of you are disappointing, to say the least.

I might get smoke for this, but I’ll say it regardless. You are sick in the head if you enjoy CNC. You people are scared of offending others, which is why you don’t want to call it what it is: absolute nonsense. Why are you role-playing abuse and thinking it is cute? The thing about CNC that you people don’t want to talk about is that there’s a thin line. One person may mean NO at some point, but the other party could ignore their withdrawal of consent because of CNC. And no, don’t come here comparing CNC to BDSM in any way. They are nowhere close. Why do you enjoy sex that involves ràpẽ fantasies? Yes, I’m kink-shaming everyone who indulges in that. You are an absolute degenerate, and I’m not sorry.

Take four😇

Silva is the most thoughtful friend I have. Love him so much.

The conversation that has been going on since last week about MUAs charging brides differently and getting mad at clients who paid the regular price for a glam without disclosing that it was for their wedding is so interesting. Do you know that if a man is getting married and tells his barber that the haircut is for his wedding, that could automatically earn him a discount or even a free cut? You’ll hear things like, “This one is on the house, man. Congratulations!” Or, “$30 discount on today’s cut, man. I wish you all the best on your new journey.” And stuff like that. So why are you mad that your client paid for a regular glam and used it for her wedding? In fact, why is there even a special glam price for weddings in the first place? Why should getting married automatically mean paying more for the same service? What exactly is wrong with these MUAs?

It is just two months to the election, and I want to remind you again that your vote counts. Don’t let anyone make you think that coming out to vote is a waste of time. It is not. If you have done a voter transfer or are yet to pick up your voter’s card, go to INEC office at your earliest convenience and get it. We are all going to the polling units in January to exercise our civic rights. Be an integral part of the change you want to see. #GoNigeria #UseYourPower @AnapFoundation

More women are complaining about how modern men are shying away from relationships because they don’t want to commit and are offering things like sneaky links, FWB, side ngga/chic relationships, etc., but nobody wants to admit that the reason for this is the commercialisation of relationships among both parties (men and women). I will explain. Modern dating feels like a humiliating ritual. A punishment, in fact. Right now, the worst thing you can be as a man is a boyfriend. Zero benefits whatsoever. And I particularly find it interesting that men and women don’t want to admit that what they are practising is prostitution and its patronage, finessed as dating. I have said it before: I find prostitution and prostitutes fascinating. It is an art. Some women saw how valuable the sex market is and decided that, why should I give up this thing called sex to you when there are men willing to pay and go the extra mile to get it? In this trade, it is the prostitutes who benefit the most. But because of men’s ego, they think they are the biggest winners in the transaction. A prostitute will take your money, have sex with you, and still get pleasure from it. You are giving two things, and she’s taking both. An art. Let me not digress further: The problem with modern relationships is that nobody wants to be seen as a prostitute or someone who patronises them, so men and women would rather live in deceit than admit that the transactional bullshit they are both indulging in is dating. * “If you can’t press money, clear.” * “If you are giving a man your body, he should be paying your bills and other stuff.” * “I don’t even mind the arrangement; my question is, what am I getting from it? How much is entering my account?😂” * “Una no fit finish, na me never guide.” * “I don’t do hookups, but if I’m going, you’ll give me thanks for coming.” These are prostitution terminologies that are commonly used in modern dating. You can’t link up with your “girlfriend” when you are broke because you don’t want her to “see you finish.” You won’t sleep with your boyfriend unless he spends money on you during that period. Heck, once you start a talking stage, you only take them seriously when they start splurging on you. What most of you are doing and disguising as a relationship is “money for hand, back for ground,” and there’s a name for it — prostitution. But instead of being honest with ourselves, instead of owning up to the tag, we’d rather deceive ourselves that what we are doing here is dating. The women don’t want to be called prostitutes. The men don’t want to be seen as losers who patronise prostitutes. But both of them are practising the very labels they are trying to avoid. You who are judging your guy for patronising babes at Farm City, will your relationship survive for two months if you go to zero today? You met a babe last week, sent her money randomly that same week, and she started giving you serious attention. What do you think both of you are doing?😉 The girl you bought a dress for, paid for her hair, nails, and Uber before she agreed to link up with you for a first date, what do you think both of you are doing? 😉 Your talking stage that came to your house and you credited 50k after you both had sex, what do you think the term for that is? What exactly does a “thanks for coming” credit alert mean?😉 A social experiment: Tell your babe that you are not financially buoyant four times in a row this month when she asks you for money, then initiate sex and see her facial reaction. A lot of your so-called relationships will end today if you tell your babe NO three times. But yeah, you don’t patronise prostitutes. Modern relationships are just finessed prostitution. You are better off being single than indulging in dating right now, and this is exactly why it seems like everyone, especially men, has commitment issues. We just don’t like to tell ourselves the truth, but as always, I will tell you as it is.

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The body you want is in the workout you are too lazy to show up for, and the diet you refuse to take seriously. Eat right and go to the fvcking gym.

There are a lot of books to buy, foods to try, music to listen to, gyms to train at, countries to visit, people to love on, money to make, movies to watch, cars to buy, houses to buy, kitchen wares to buy, and on and on. I cannot d!e yet. Life is for the living and I will live right.

A book has the first two chapters to impress me and make me want to keep reading. Otherwise, I’m closing it and probably never picking it up again.