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Gym Teacher at Hamburger University

Joined March 2023
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Replying to @DeAngelisCorey
"Let them eat cock!"
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The best thing about slo-mo highlights is it gives you a chance to see just how much the Eagles hold on every single play.
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It's gonna be hard to dethrone Happy Gilmore 2 as the worst movie of 2025.
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This you?
1/ Zohran Mamdani's apparent win in the NYC mayoral Democratic primary is being celebrated by some with hateful antisemitic tropes and extreme anti-Israel rhetoric.🧵
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Lol PORKY PIG INSTABLOCKED ME FOR THIS. Remember kids, warhawks will talk tough, but if you mention that they weigh 600 lbs they will throw a fit.
Replying to @RepFine @Israel
Aaccording to public records, @RepFine has received north of $400k from AIPAC. Or, as Randy puts it, "about 2 months of groceries" #porkypig
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Twitter, may I present to you: Very Insecure Alpha Males
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Stephen Miller (panting and sweating): Yeah, give him like really buff arms. Like, super jacked. Yeah that's, that's good. Intern: Should we keep his neck and face fat as shit? Stephen Miller: Yeah that's fine. He looks, mmm, he looks great.
Happy May the 4th to all, including the Radical Left Lunatics who are fighting so hard to to bring Sith Lords, Murderers, Drug Lords, Dangerous Prisoners, & well known MS-13 Gang Members, back into our Galaxy. You’re not the Rebellion—you’re the Empire. May the 4th be with you.
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Congrats to Travis Hunter!
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Just figured out where these fake tariff rates come from. They didn't actually calculate tariff rates + non-tariff barriers, as they say they did. Instead, for every country, they just took our trade deficit with that country and divided it by the country's exports to us. So we have a $17.9 billion trade deficit with Indonesia. Its exports to us are $28 billion. $17.9/$28 = 64%, which Trump claims is the tariff rate Indonesia charges us. What extraordinary nonsense this is.
Replying to @JamesSurowiecki
It's also important to understand that the tariff rates that foreign countries are supposedly charging us are just made-up numbers. South Korea, with which we have a trade agreement, is not charging a 50% tariff on U.S. exports. Nor is the EU charging a 39% tariff.
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Agreed
DESPERADO showing us the sexiest that two people have ever looked.
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Bitches like @jason will gleefully accept hundreds of millions of dollars in subsidies and bailouts then say shit like this (while turning off replies) without a hint of irony. Get fucked.
Until we balance the budget, I’m literally for randomly cutting everything by 10-35% and seeing what happens At least on this scenario we live to fight another day BTW: this is what happens to individuals who go broke: credit cards turn off & Netflix gets paused! 😂
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Blocked by Mr. "I like to talk about ideas" @RubinReport for reminding him that he promised to retire if Biden completed a 4-year term. Just admit reminder that these people aren't serious and don't have an idea in their head.
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Jimmy Carter, the 39th president, has officially died of hypospadias. What a tragedy.
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Mahomes when he's healthy:
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Mahomes when he has an ankle injury:
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He promises this one isn't a scam. Please don't look into his lengthy history of scams.
I’ll tell you what happened to YouTubers We spent our lives creating content and building our brands Now we want to build businesses You don’t say anything when Lunchables faces bans for allegedly containing LEAD but when we create a better version, you’re upset? Then don’t eat it
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Misleading. In saying "Lunchables faces bans for allegedly containing LEAD," and that they "create[d] a better version," it implies Lunchly doesn't contain lead. The Ice Pop PRIME Hydration found in the Turkey Stack ‘ems also has reports of lead contamination from the ERC. lunchly.com/products/turke… erc501c3.org/notices/prime-…
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The plan? Use homophobic slurs to increase jersey sales
Jarren Duran’s jersey sales have “Skyrocketed” after his gay slur last night.
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Top 5 of the 2010s 1. The Guest 2. Ex Machina 3. Green Room 4. Mission: Impossible - Fallout 5. Get Out
My top 5 of 2010s The Handmaiden (2016) Inside Llewyn Davis (2013) The Hunt (2012) A Seperation (2011) Incendies (2010)
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LAW & ORDER!
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The critics are raving about Kristi Noem's new book "No Going Back" "I've never felt more heard." Jeffrey Dahmer, Milwaukee Journal Sentinel "Brings me back to my childhood." Ted Bundy, Tacoma News Tribune "Noem is a true inspiration." John Wayne Gacy, Chicago Sun-Times
My new book “No Going Back” is my unfiltered vision for America. We’re not going back to the old way of politics – and that’s a good thing! Preorder your copy here:  bit.ly/NoGoingBackBook
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Roses are red Speed was electric #fthismoviefest was great Poor people are crazy, I'm eccentric
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