sobbing and throbbing

Joined July 2020
Watch Iran’s keeper have the game of his life
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Replying to @munaita_mania
生物としての敗北を感じる
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the real answer is isaac106 when he has his respect
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Gen Z coworker was telling me about how he wants to get into sports betting and I was like “Just remember, they don’t pay for all those commercials because people win all the time” and I think I accidentally blew his mind he looks down and was like “Woah… yeah… huh…”
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If you celebrated the last Jayden Daniels win by having sex with your wife the baby would already be crawling
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20 wins is going great so far
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🪞Evo Mirror x Barb Hut 🪞 ❌ 7 Elixir wasted ❌ 2 Deck cycles wasted 🔥 Cool Evo Mirror animation when the Barb Hut appears
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عاش الشعب الصيني
Replying to @aletgergin01
所以你一定能站着给自己口交了,对吧?
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Why is every French popping ult rn
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No one talks about the yard work that comes with this
Coming soon to a neighbourhood near you
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The gym isn’t hard. The eating is. The fucking eating.
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maybe my life aint that bad
She went to her ex’s place and sent me all this at 3am
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people with nut allergies when someone chases them with a chainsaw
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I think this being called racist is sad. Instead of making African people and cultures whiter to appeal to a western audience they based the tribe's design from African art and the real Nguni fighting style. Samurai Jack says Africans are unique and cool.
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Nigga simultaneously looks like both Mythbusters
Today I decided to change my look and shave my beard. Bad decision.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
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Got a little emotional listening to this score last night, god i love this series
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*Normal people when you turn off Wallace & Gromit
British People when you turn off Wallace & Gromit
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"What was your biggest impact on the internet?" This.
"What was your biggest impact on the internet?" Postman fucking Pat (and bob)
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Sydney Sweeney announces her yearly Chinese themed birthday will have a "south east" twist this year. "It's finna give lumpia."
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Friends?
If you’re older than 22 and still playing video games, let alone taking off work to play video games… You need to take a look in the mirror and give that person a thumbs up for being able to juggle bills, family, friends and still have time for a fun hobby.
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