Authors L.A. Witt, etc. I wrote it, not Ron Howard. Tax the rich or eat them. She/her. 🏳️🌈 Penguins & Kraken hockey. #LetsGoPens Hockey Twitter: @WittHockey
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MAN ADVANTAGE
* Single dad + nanny
* Pro hockey player
* High school sweetheart second chance romance
* Trans M/M
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L.A.Witt, etc. retweeted
Unlock realism in colored pencil art! ✨ Layering translucent oil-based Lyra Rembrandt pencils, instead of paint-by-numbers, builds depth and blends for a natural, crisp look. "Take advantage of that translucent nature."
Seen this? #ColoredPencils #ArtTips
If you're this hung up on women driving and men peeing, you've never given a woman an orgasm.
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Guys, you don't have to gender everything.
Driving the car is just driving the car. Or is it feminine to be a passenger when your male friend is driving?
I can't imagine anything less attractive or less masculine than this degree of insecurity. Get a grip. 😆
This just happened AGAIN, @AmazonKDP. Why do my books keep getting re-enrolled in Kindle Select after I've unchecked the auto-renew?
Yet again, a book that was scheduled to come out of Kindle Select autorenewed. I unchecked the box, made sure yesterday that it was still unchecked, and this morning... lo and behold, it was checked. AGAIN.
It's dealt with, but @AmazonKDP, WHY DOES THIS **KEEP HAPPENING**?
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So Democrats "stuff legislation with pork", but all the garbage unrelated to the budget shoehorned into the "Big Beautiful Bill" is fine. Got it.
Hypocrites. 🙄
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TWICE in 2025 (2/4 books), @AmazonKDP has removed a book from its category, as it "did not match the nature of the content."
Both times, they were WRONG.
But they need 2 biz days to figure it out while my NEW RELEASE is out of its category. Thanks?
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Wait, it gets BETTER!
The book is still showing in KU. @AmazonKDP just told me I have to WAIT 24 hours before I can list it wide.
THEY renewed my book after I opted out, and I'm stuck. But if my book is found on a pirate site, my account can get suspended. Make it make sense.
Yet again, a book that was scheduled to come out of Kindle Select autorenewed. I unchecked the box, made sure yesterday that it was still unchecked, and this morning... lo and behold, it was checked. AGAIN.
It's dealt with, but @AmazonKDP, WHY DOES THIS **KEEP HAPPENING**?
Yet again, a book that was scheduled to come out of Kindle Select autorenewed. I unchecked the box, made sure yesterday that it was still unchecked, and this morning... lo and behold, it was checked. AGAIN.
It's dealt with, but @AmazonKDP, WHY DOES THIS **KEEP HAPPENING**?
Hey, @AudibleACX - When I email support, about 1 out of 4 times, I receive the response "we can't find an ACX account attached to this email."
It's getting seriously old. I've had the same account with the same email for a decade. Nothing has changed.
What is going on?
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"But why do we NEED a day for awareness of asexuality?"
Because of people like this:
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Every asexual person I know has said something to the effect of "When I learned asexuality was a thing, I realized I wasn't broken and I wasn't alone, and it was AMAZING."
Imagine hating that. Imagine being that miserable and mean. Imagine.
Hegseth getting confirmed will just prove what every service member and veteran already knows:
Rules and standards are only enforced when they’re broken by someone the higher ups want to punish.
Everyone else will continue to get promoted with unblemished records.
Have any senators asked #PeteHegseth why he thinks he should be at the helm of our military when he committed adultery while on active duty?
Because last I checked, Article 134 of the UCMJ says he can be court-martialed for that.
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L.A.Witt, etc. retweeted
So Marisa Tomei looks hot at 60 and this is cringe because a woman shouldn’t be trying to look sexually appealing at this age yet Pamela Anderson is also embarrassing because she’s 60 and isn’t trying to keep up her sexual appeal. You guys get why women are tired of your shit?
ACX to the narrator: The author has asked for the contract to be canceled because they were dissatisfied with your first 15 minutes!
Narrator: 😤
Me: 😑
So now a narrator is pissed at me because @acx_com fabricated a story about me rejecting his work.
Thanks, guys. 👍 🙄
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Me: My narrator and I have mutually agreed to part ways. Please cancel the contract.
@acx_com: Ah, because it was past due! Got it!
Me: No, it’s past due because this is the 3rd time I’ve asked you to cancel it. We’ve mutually agreed. Please cancel.
(Cont’d, it gets worse)
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Don't thank a veteran for their service if you should be apologizing for voting in people who want to cut their benefits.
#VeteransDeserveBetter #VeteransDay2024
We can win if we show up.
It took fewer than 12,000 votes to turn Georgia blue in 2020.
Don't stay home because "my vote doesn't matter in a red state." If enough blue voters show up, it won't be a red state.
We have to show up.
#HarrisWalz2024InALandslide #HarrisWalz2024