The Master/Harry Saxon. Renegade TimeLord intent on world domination. /MV /RP /Parody / MDNI “Can you hear it? the never ending drumming”
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The Master.
“Here come the drums”
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Day 412 on Earth: The food is bland, the traffic is insufferable, and nobody can hear the drums except me.
Still, conquering a planet is surprisingly easy when the dominant species spends all day staring at tiny glowing glass rectangles.
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⌜𝐀 𝐬𝐞𝐦𝐢-𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐧 𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐲𝐚𝐥 𝐨𝐟 𝐎𝐦𝐞𝐠𝐚 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐃𝐨𝐜𝐭𝐨𝐫 𝐖𝐡𝐨⌟
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Look at you all, scuttling about like enthusiastic little ants. Precious. Just a reminder that while you’re out there coping with your mundane lives, I am actively plotting something spectacular. Smile! It makes the impending chaos far more entertaining.
Morning, earthlings.
Just checked today’s agenda:
08:00 – Stare in the mirror and admire perfection.
08:30 – Breakfast.
09:00 – Construct a weapon of ultimate destruction out of spare toaster parts.
09:15 – Wait for the Doctor to inevitably show up and ruin my fun.
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THE DOCTOR: Proud of yourself?
THE MASTER: Definitely.
THE DOCTOR: All this death. Has it finally made you happy?
THE MASTER: Ecstatic.
THE DOCTOR: And has it calmed all the rage?
I may have conquered planets, toppled timelines, and outsmarted the Doctor…
but I still can’t find a decent cup of coffee in this century.
“Happy Thanksgiving!” I tried celebrating by creating a minor time paradox—apparently removing the first Thanksgiving dinner causes ‘catastrophic timeline collapse.’
Spoilsports.
Anyway, enjoy your turkey while you still have a timeline…
Future me is insufferable. Always whining about “too chaotic,” “too reckless,” “too dramatic.” Me? I set the standard. Without me, they wouldn’t even exist. And yet they judge. RUDE.
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Of course I’m a Master baiter. Every bait I set is done so with masterful precision.
I also touch myself.
