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@GarlicBread69

1 part garlic. 1 part bread. Pro-Wrestling enthusiast.

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Thinking about what Bernie started 11 years ago when he announced his first presidential campaign
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Frank Herbert high on cocaine writing Dune
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ENJOY ISLAM!
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Everyone now has to fast during Ramadan. All restaurants closed when the sun is out.
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How we’re pulling up to Greg Abott
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@BorjomiDrinkerOct 28
I'm sorry but this is so fucking lame. Your grandparents partied. Your grandparents hosted, they went to bars, they did shit. They didnt sit around and pride themselves for spending all of their free time staring at their children and mowing the lawn. Get the fuck out of your house. Take your wife out for a drink and listen to some live music. Have a conversation with someone at the bar. Go to a hockey game with your college buddies. Youre not somehow more mature for being homebound. Get a life.
Coddled Affluent Professional (@feelsdesperate) profile pictureCoddled Affluent Professional
@feelsdesperateOct 27
The reason socializing is exciting is because you’re looking for someone to have children with. The reason sex is exciting is because you could be making a person. If you accept this teleology early on you’ll be less likely to invest in ideas about life that underdeliver.
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Mark Chiusano@mjchiusanoOct 19
I spent a year working the apps for DoorDash, Uber, Amazon and more; saw disturbing things; brought people single cookies; probably delivered drugs; smashed up my nose; met people who made insane journeys to get you pad thai; wondered what we’re doing here simonandschuster.com/books/D…
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What the fuck is a kilometer!!
🦦🐆☕🇧🇷🩴⚽️ (@mathziastri) profile picture🦦🐆☕🇧🇷🩴⚽️@mathziastriOct 14
I have a question about americans. Is their garlic smh different from garlic in europe because whenever i use american recipes they put enough garlic in to kill every vampire on earth. Like ill put half the amount in and its still garlicy ASF how
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Holy shit.
Garlic Bread 🥖 (@GarlicBread69) profile pictureGarlic Bread 🥖
@GarlicBread6914 May 2024
Replying to @BangsIsBatman
As a fan of clayface, I will never even see my day in the sun
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Ricochet finally gets his solo fiver 😭😭😭😭
WrestlePurists (@WrestlePurists) profile pictureWrestlePurists
@WrestlePuristsOct 2
Will Ospreay vs Ricochet @ AEW Dynamite: A Tribute To PAC ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ - @WONF4W
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Hear me out.
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Max Tani (@maxwelltani) profile pictureMax Tani@maxwelltaniSep 23
Per a note to Boston Globe staff today, the lesbian bar story generated 1,000 subscriptions to the paper yesterday. The Globe’s managing editor said it was “by far our best performing story of the year,” and appears to be “on pace to shatter all sorts of Globe records.”
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Diabolical 💀
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We are Garlic Kirk ✊🏽
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Buffy season 5 is it’s best season.
Jesny (@Jesnypenny) profile pictureJesny@JesnypennySep 8
No show has a good season 5. It’s a rite of passage for it to be ass.
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Will Ospreay would genuinely look better if he dyed his hair red #AEWAllIn
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Kofi should fight Eddie Kingston for rights to the last name #AEWAllIn
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The funniest part about these types of posts are the would be graphic designers still miss out on getting paid for any work.
Rachel Karten (@milkkarten) profile pictureRachel Karten
@milkkartenAug 25
small businesses are going viral by participating in a trend where they declare they don’t use ai flyers
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The chair set up is immaculate. Good job Avery!
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Fightful Wrestling (@Fightful) profile pictureFightful Wrestling
@FightfulAug 22
Avery Styles is scheduled to be at TNA Lockdown this weekend
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Gonna make some friends so I can justify 14 cigarettes a day.
Kalshi (@Kalshi) profile pictureKalshi
@KalshiAug 18
JUST IN: Loneliness is reportedly "as deadly" as smoking 15 cigarettes per day
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This is how Trump found out about the Strait of Hormuz
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